Capitalisdick

The nature of CisHet men to be unwilling to share something to better another man.

Created by @bigyikezamirite

bigyikezamirite: A man would never share his penis to help another man. Men are penis capitalists. Men are Capitalisdicks.

by NotANiceGuyJustAGoodGuy April 20, 2021

Caphobe

Someone who is incapable of executed simply fucking plans

Oi mate your a fucking caphobe u dumb fuck

by Kevin durant2341 April 22, 2021

Capie

A person that is usually dumb and caps alot

Holy crap thats a capie over there!

by Caliecolision June 5, 2021

Capitalism Cold

The physical, emotional, and spiritual suffering which results from an individual being overworked & underpaid in an unsatisfying but necessary job.

“Goddamn, I’ve been busting ass all week at a job that doesn’t recognize me as a person & the built landscape around me gives me malaise & feelings of anomie. I must be coming down with a Capitalism Cold!”

by Doctorb J June 17, 2021

capitalism

A system where 90% of us work long hours at stupid jobs to line the pockets of some stupid rich CEO who doesn't deserve it.

capitalism sucks
-another 9-5 worker

by СукаБлять June 19, 2021

Capinsalty

Best Person to play any video games with you will laugh and have so much fun with a CapinSalty

Gamer1:Have you added the dude CapinSalty yet
Gamer2:no
Gamer1:you should be super fun

by TeaTimeSarah June 27, 2021

Capitalism

a system where everyone wins but you because you're you and- and- c a p i t a l i s m

capitalism is.. something

by inksquiddo October 15, 2021