dats cap

When someone tells you something you know not true.

This nigga told me he love me I told that nigga "dats cap"

by miiiaaaa19 January 29, 2018

Turd Cap

A derogatory name for the military haircut know as the "high and Tight". Since the haircut is very conservative it makes the wearer look like a complete turd, hence the name turd cap.

Did you see Private Barton, he just got his turd cap touched up. I guess they forgot tell him they have the technology to fad your hair these days.

by Explodie February 13, 2012

loud cap

to embarass someone, to "call them out"

Why are you always loud capping on me?

by M. Perry December 3, 2004

cutty cap

a cutty cap is also known as a condom.

John: dude, i think Tiffany is gonna let me hit tonight, finaly!
Pedro: i heard she might have some STD, better wear a cutty cap

by wicked_lette December 2, 2007

Snapple Cap Speech

noun, A poorly written speech with random facts, presumably from snapple caps, used to fill up time.

Dude 1: That guy knew his speech wouldn't be long enough, so he just started droppin' facts that he thought were interesting to kill time.

Dude 2: Yeah, that was totes a snapple cap speech.

by Billy Mays' Ghost August 5, 2009

happy cap

a common word use among gamers to calm down and raise the spirit of people who are malding.

the word was first used by a Norwegian and has since been translated and used in english.

person 1: i im 2\10 im so done with league
person 2: relax and put on your happy cap

by Delta77 November 18, 2020

Crunchatize me cap'n!

when a girl says this aboard a ship, you, as the captain of the ship must gather every seamen aboard and have them stand around her in a circle and simultaneously nut on her causing her skin to eventually be crunchy from all the cum

hot girl: "crunchatize me cap'n!"
captain: "iv'e been waiting my whole life for this moment"

by happycaptain September 18, 2020