Canada

The country that gave us awesome stars, like Drake, Mike Myers, Jim Carrey, and Ryan Gosling. They also gave us Justin Bieber.. but they can have him back.

"Omg, I love Canada."
"I know. I love their syrup."

by BieberHater11048 June 27, 2010

Canadian resilience

When you are winter-friendly and come to work, even when it's close to -35℃ outside

Canadian resilience is part of culture-shock for a lot of our immigrants.

by Sexydimma February 23, 2015

canadian three way

When three canadians apologize to each other until they all climax...apologetically of course...eh

Yesterday in line at the bank. A little old couple and I had a good old fashion Canadian three way.

by Ootandabooteh December 22, 2015

blame canada

Popular slogan because it solves all of life's little problems.

<CurtusTheTurtle> Aw, man! Mr Teddy from down the street's dog crapped all over my lawn!
<MrYupYup> *head pops up over fence* Bame Canada!

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 6, 2003

Canada

a country with laid back, down to earth canucks, a place where you can walk down the street smokin a doobe! a place where the sexiest beast in the world lives.

I want to move to Canada so I can shag the beast!

by hah like I'd tell u November 7, 2004

Canadian Geese Attack

Also known as the Hudson Plane landing on January 15th, 2009 was an attack by the Candians using their own wild life i.e. Canadian Geese to bring down an American Airliner. This will not be accepted and action should be taken against Canada.

Guy #1: Hey man, you remember that plane that landed on the Hudson?

Guy #2: Yeah what about it?

Guy #1: Do you remember how it went down?

Guy #2: Uhh yeah birds flew into the engines right?

Guy #1: Yes but what kinds of birds?

Guy #2: Ummm Geese right?

Guy #1: Canadian Geese!!!!

Guy #2: Ohmigod!!! Those son of a bitches!!!

Guy #1: Exactly we need to do something about this!!

Guy #2: Premptive Strike!!!!

Guy #1: Hellz yeah!!!

Guy #2: Man this will go down in history as the infamous Canadian Geese Attack.

by Jokesterpants August 6, 2009

Canada Time

A term generally used by idiots when they don't know that Canada has several different time zones, like most other places in the world. Most likely to be used by someone who is a complete dipshit, and fails at life!

We came at 9am, Canada Time, it's 11am now!

by buckinhere August 16, 2010