Crunk

(n.) A mixture of 2 cans of Red Bull, and a certain amount of vodka.

Let's go drink some Crunk.

by Josh Twisselman May 13, 2004

Crunk

When a situation gets completely out of control to the extent that you can only look back on the damage path and attempt to recreate the events in your imagination.

There was a moth in my livingroom and killing it involved lots of screaming, 2 dogs and a cat, two thrown shoes and 3 flip flops, and eventually a 3" binder... Casualties include one lightbulb and one moth. It all transpired in under 1 minute. Sometimes shit gets crunk.

by carrieologist October 8, 2011

Pumped&Crunk

When the night before a concert or big event, you get "pumped and crunk",meaning you drink energy drinks,stay up,"party hard",do stuff youll regret,ect.
Simply its a "before party".

Boy1:Yo dude,are you Pumped&Crunk before the Warped Tour tommorow?

Boy2:HELLZYEAH LETS GO DRINK SOME MORE MONSTER AND ROCKSTAR!!!oh yeah and bang some unattractive chicks!

by julietoncocaine April 6, 2008

crunk hole

The mouth, i.e. where you put the booze or drugs that gets you crunked.

Get that cosmo down your crunk hole and let's go to the party!

by Shuaman November 11, 2018

Crunk scootin'

When you're riding a scooter while drinking malt liquor (i.e. getting crunk)

"Dude did you see Dale last night? He took his little sisters scooter and started crunk scootin'!"

by Buffufflo September 7, 2016

Pasta Crunk

What happens at a pastabilities party when you eat to much pasta.

Person 1: Yo dude pastabilities last night was so good. I got so pasta crunk this girl wanted to get with me.
Person 2: I was so pasta crunk i get hit on by a fat guy!

by Raefein February 22, 2009

Crunk

To take a crap when you're drunk

I'm going to slide upstairs and crunk in Mikey's closet

by slipshod February 12, 2013