Wal-Mart Crap 

1: The unexplainable need to go to the bathroom when shopping at Wal-Mart. It always occurs when you are furthest from the bathrooms. The Wal-Mart crap is not unique to Wal-Mart alone. It is also known as the Home Depot crap, Target Crap, etc.

2: Also a term to describe the cheap and inferior nature of goods purchased at Wal-Mart.

Dude, I was in the sporting goods department, concentrating too hard on the fishing tackle, and the Wal-Mart crap struck me!

Wal-Mart Crap by Coog1983 July 21, 2009

Shoot the crap 

To make phatic/small talk.

"We'll just sit there and shoot the crap for a couple of hours."

Shoot the crap by grapeshotwhiff August 15, 2006

holy crap 

1. a phrase used to suggest that something is unbelievable or shocking.

1. Frank Barone shouted "holy crap" when Marie thought Robbie was homosexual.

holy crap by MiStErMaN802 April 17, 2006

vag-crap 

a contemporary theory of reproduction commonly used to explain to small children where babies come from; to give birth to

Then mommy vag-crapped you right out nine months later!

Sigmund Freud vag-crapped modern psychology into academia.

Al Gore vag-crapped the internet--the entire thing.

vag-crap by Sullyvanus March 25, 2008

Fap, Crap & Nap 

To Masturbate, poo, then rest. aka, the perfect afternoon.

"omg, what a day! All I want to do is get home so I can fap, crap & nap"

Fap, Crap & Nap by SuperDuperGalen December 27, 2011

feeling like crap 

Feeling sad, down, stressed, terrible, fed up, depressed

Feeling like crap can be really hard to deal with sometimes, but I'm always here to cheer you up.

feeling like crap by GilKo September 22, 2013

Jam a bastard in it you crap 

Jam a bastard in it you crap! is something Mom from futurama said before slapping her son.

Mom: Jam a bastard in it you crap!
Son: Ow!

Jam a bastard in it you crap by DJ BioDiesel May 25, 2009