cracky-chan Share definition Flag A cosplayer girl that has crooked teeth and is fanatised (sexually) by the pedos on slashdot. I love cracky-chan. She looks like an anime character that I'd have anal sex with! cracky-chan by John Miro April 3, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the cracky-chan mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch