When you already have one member of the opposite sex in the bag and you try to get another as well. This usually ends up with you loosing the one you already have. Chances of success are slim.
Corey was drinking at the bar one night with his friends. He found a chick to go home with but then got greedy and went for the two point conversion with a female fire fighter. He ended up going home with his right and left hands instead
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As Jenny needed her phone to call a cab later but had minimal battery left, she was faced with the Battery Conservation Paradox. Did she dare attempt to turn off her phone lest it die completely?
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Veronica bothered me and now I must bother Elodie in order to satisfy the law of conservation of botheration.
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“What goes in, must come out!!”
“What goes in, must come out!!”
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A simulated universe allows information to exit into a higher-dimensional computation layer. Inside the simulation, information appears destroyed, violating conservation. From the outside, information is preserved. The hard problem is determining whether conservation laws are fundamental truths or artifacts of the observer’s dimensional perspective.
A simulated universe allows information to exit into a higher-dimensional computation layer. Inside the simulation, information appears destroyed, violating conservation. From the outside, information is preserved. The hard problem is determining whether conservation laws are fundamental truths or artifacts of the observer’s dimensional perspective.
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