Connor Bitterman

My bitch. Aka Scruffy. Who can be quite the sarcastic asshole. He's also secretly in love with Victoria. And he wishes he was a cool as Justin Bieber. He also wishes he could rock the scruff like Ashton Kutcher and he hoggs the last of Timothy's girlfriend's cookies. He enjoys torturing others in various ways such as taking embarassing photos of them, jamming thier toes, forcing girls to take a camera out of another girls bra, tickling, making them do all the work while he "supervises", ect. His career is a male prostitute (gigalo), with his partner Clay. They enjoy taking various pictures of themselves all over the Island of Fiji. He is also my art easel. He aspires to become the next member of The Backstreet boys. (we all know that wont happen, but if it does i expect 'Pee On Me' and his cover of 'You Belong with Me' to be on his first album) He is terrible at sting pong. (I will always win). and he will never be able to rock the blonde look.

"Wow do you see that faggot?" "The one in the pink pants? Yeah! Thats Connor Bitterman!"

by I hold the leash. October 30, 2011

Connor Morrison

When a person is really bad with guns, even when they are born and revolve around them, they struggle to hold the weapons because of their differential size in the forearms.

Connor thoughts: I wish my forearms were the same size, but i jack off more with the left arm.

John: "Hey lets go to the firing range"
Connor: "NAH, I don't want to be a Connor Morrison"

by ConnorFirearms December 6, 2016

Connor lee

A bot at fort, toxic af, pussy ass bitch, will never get a girl, McDonald’s hair line, and dumb ass shit

Do you like Connor lee

Oh hell nah he a bitch

by SabeerHASnoCOCK March 3, 2019

Connors dad

A fat bald cunt who drives dhl vans

Dutty nigger

Connors dad is a dutty nigger

by Weed gremlin April 25, 2019

Connor Goodwin

He is a Piece of shit and a jackass

Fuck U Connor Goodwin

by fgdtyuertywtyiw4t7 November 18, 2017

Connors penis

Connors penis is extremely extravagant and distinguished. From birth it wore a hat that was soon surgically removed. Connors penis is cut and has therefore suffered the consequences of a loss in length. Connors penis measures 1 inch soft and 3.5 inches fully erect. If you ever meet a Connor, remember that his dick is very petite and you probably should not fuck him as he doesn’t know how to perform in the bedroom.

Connors penis

Lex: “hey have you heard about Connors penis?”

Ventresca: “hey I heard it’s super tiny!”

by The fbi May 30, 2022

Connor poup

Having a Connor take a poup inside of a chicken coup

I want to Connor poup on my lawn

by Blake bottles November 6, 2019