My bitch. Aka Scruffy. Who can be quite the sarcastic asshole. He's also secretly in love with Victoria. And he wishes he was a cool as Justin Bieber. He also wishes he could rock the scruff like Ashton Kutcher and he hoggs the last of Timothy's girlfriend's cookies. He enjoys torturing others in various ways such as taking embarassing photos of them, jamming thier toes, forcing girls to take a camera out of another girls bra, tickling, making them do all the work while he "supervises", ect. His career is a male prostitute (gigalo), with his partner Clay. They enjoy taking various pictures of themselves all over the Island of Fiji. He is also my art easel. He aspires to become the next member of The Backstreet boys. (we all know that wont happen, but if it does i expect 'Pee On Me' and his cover of 'You Belong with Me' to be on his first album) He is terrible at sting pong. (I will always win). and he will never be able to rock the blonde look.
by I hold the leash. October 31, 2011
by Blake bottles November 07, 2019
by Friction015 December 09, 2019
Having a thing with a girl without ever clarifying what the thing is. When she asks you ignore her but continuously lead her on. You tell her you like her and hang out with her all the time but never tell her what you actually want.
Lizzy: "Hey girl. Whats wrong?"
Faith: "Yeah, why are you crying?"
Sam: "Because the guy I'm talking to is pulling a Connor."
Faith: "Yeah, why are you crying?"
Sam: "Because the guy I'm talking to is pulling a Connor."
by niglet017 February 26, 2018
A man, likely redheaded and residing in Ireland, who has a perfect smile, a nine inch penis, perfect arms, and a huge heart. He will always be a great friend, and a dream of every girl who he encounters--likely some guys as well. All his female friends will probably want to, or will, give him head and/or sleep with him.
by Chelsea Sachs February 04, 2012
Connors penis is extremely extravagant and distinguished. From birth it wore a hat that was soon surgically removed. Connors penis is cut and has therefore suffered the consequences of a loss in length. Connors penis measures 1 inch soft and 3.5 inches fully erect. If you ever meet a Connor, remember that his dick is very petite and you probably should not fuck him as he doesn’t know how to perform in the bedroom.
Connors penis
Lex: “hey have you heard about Connors penis?”
Ventresca: “hey I heard it’s super tiny!”
Lex: “hey have you heard about Connors penis?”
Ventresca: “hey I heard it’s super tiny!”
by The fbi May 30, 2022
by Weed gremlin April 25, 2019