like trying to pick up a turd by its clean end

The act, or attempt of trying to accomplish an impossible task.

Laying her and her sister at the same time is like trying to pick up a turd by its clean end...it just ain't happening!

like trying to pick up a turd by its clean end by steverbeaver July 13, 2007

nigga clean 

(Verb) to clean one's cluttered house, crib, car, etc. by piling and hiding clutter in closets, under beds or in car trunks so as not to appear messy.

Hey man, I just opened your baffroom cabinet lookin' fo some ass wipes and all yo copies of Black Tail magazine fell on de flo. Wha chu do, just nigga clean yo house?

nigga clean by Johnny Kool Mild 1 December 29, 2008

Somethin' in the milk ain't clean 

A synonym for " Something doesn't smell right"

LaToya Jackson has said in the media that she thinks there was an MJ conspiracy. In other words, she thinks that " somethin' in the milk ain't clean".

Somethin' in the milk ain't clean by Katrinka1 July 20, 2009

keep it clean 

- to keep your private regions clean

- to shave your pubes

Guy 1 : "yo man, I heard that chick Rossie knows how to keep it clean!"

Guy 2 : "nah maaan, someone told me she's got a landing strip."

keep it clean by shortstuff303 February 14, 2009

like trying to pick up a turd from the clean end

Being tasked with doing something impossible

"Finding an honest politician is like trying to pick up a turd from the clean end."

like trying to pick up a turd from the clean end by frolickingdirtchild February 24, 2009

No Clean Submarine 

A dump, that once is taking, does not need to be wiped.

"Dude I just had a no clean submarine in that bathroom and it felt so good.

No Clean Submarine by GOdLy-! April 4, 2009

Speed Clean 

definition one- all the garbage goes in the garbage.
definition two- all the garbage goes in the closet.
definition three- all the garbage goes under the bed.

also see: MAKE YOUR SISTER DO IT.

i have major speed cleaning to do.

how will i ever get this done?!
well, i speed clean just don't open my closet.

i told you to clean quickly, not speed clean! now look at your bed !!

Speed Clean by rawrpurpledinoivana February 20, 2010