Chair Sit

When you're so drunk that you have to just sit in a chair for a while and watch the party. Then you rally and get up an hour later. It doesn't count if you puke.

He was so drunk he did 3 chair sits last night.

by Chairsitcity November 25, 2011

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Chair Fart

When one sits down in an awkward position so that he/she compresses the air between him/her and the chair, resulting in a flatulent sound.

John: Dude did you just fart?

Mike: What?! No, that was just a chair fart!

John: Then what's that smell?

by mohenjodarocatalhuyuk September 11, 2013

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chair burn

Simliar to carpet burn, but happens more during hot summer days when your skin sticks to the chair. Causing friction/pain when you move

Liv: Maria why are you rubbing your ass?
Maria: Wft no, its my thighs, i got really bad chair burn in Science, it was so hot!

by Fandangils November 7, 2013

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chainguage

a language consisting of chaining words together

"what is you sayin? stop using dat chainguage dawg"

Chainguage Examples:
"we're on the same page. sage."

"use that banana as a chaser though. dat baser doh."

by Blagic January 29, 2014

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Chainsaw Childbirth

When a woman is cut open to have a baby removed directly from the uterus instead of giving birth through the vaginal canal. A more derogatory term for 'C-section'.

My little sister was so big that my mom had to have a chainsaw childbirth to get her out of there.

by DementedGlitch April 23, 2014

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