cardiosimpitis

Inflammation to the heart due to being a simp

Bro that man has cardiosimpitis for his crush

by WinterRave February 2, 2023

Cardashian

An obnoxios bro-dude whose self-worth is derived through his vehicle. Constantly washing his vehicle and will try to throw down if you breath on it. Typically seen driving a giant pick-up, Jeep, Tesla, or Audi, but have also been spotted behind the wheels of WRX's and American muscle cars

Gary spends so much time washing his Model S that he ignores his wife. Poor lady is stuck in a relationship with a Cardashian

by Bacon Handler February 26, 2023

Cardinal

A type of bird

Random kid in 2055: “Dad I just named my pet cardinal Flapjack”
The kid’s dad: “I am proud of you son”

by anonymous February 27, 2023

Cardi B

The Queen of Rap, Even tho she doesn't like being called the Queen of Rap, She is The Queen of Rap, This person is very humble and Rich Also is very kind and has lots of talents, Often hated this is one of the best people ever born in this universe.

The Queen of Rap Cardi b is:
-better than all female artists
-Looks better than all female artists
-raps better than all female rappers
-is funnier than all female artists
-Has a grammy
-Has many trophies
-Has multiple #1 Songs
-Has a lot of money
-Has a lot of cars even tho she can't drive
-Slays
-Devours
-Is a mother
-Owns a collection of multiple Birkin bags
-Has the best fanbase

-Has the best-looking fanbase
-Has many followers on multiple social media
-better than your fav

by Truthbeingsaid March 31, 2023

carding

trying to buy shit with someones debit/credit card. Usually crypto/giftcards (to exchange for crypto). It is a 'viable' way of making money however the scene is riddled with scammers, so best to give it a pass.

Carding is dumb and stupid and you will probably end up wasting all your money on it

by Harry Hedberg April 19, 2023

Cardi Sauce

Quite simply, cardi sauce is another word for barbecue sauce, only much cooler.

Bro 1: dawg I need some cardi sauce for this burger.
Bro 2: don’t worry man I gotchu.

by Spicy corn 38 July 5, 2023

Cardio At Home

After a long workout sometimes you need to do cardio at home. It is where you get a sexual partner and have sex at home or “workout together”

“Wanna come back and do some cardio at home after this?”

by Lwiehjwbe August 30, 2023