California Intercom

The act of placing a cell phone with the ringer set to vibrate inside the rectal vault of a sexual partner whilst simultaneously calling said phone.

Variant: having one's friend call said phone during the sexual act.

Hey man, I totally want to set up a California Intercom tonight. Can you call my phone at around 10:30?

by El Pablo Guapo October 17, 2012

Cala a boca

''Shut Up'' in Portuguese

Você não sabe o que diz.Cala a boca,cara! (You dont know what you say.Shut up,man!)

by Lucas450[BR] January 1, 2014

Cali40oz

The act of drinking a 40oz of Malt Liquor when WestCoast bound.

"Have fun payin for overpriced cocktails in the Club, I'll be in the parking lot with a Cali40oz."

by JOFAmous May 19, 2016

call with the Netherlands

The excuse your team makes and tells your client when you are on a work trip with a team, and you had so much to drink the night before that you can't make it into work the next day with the rest of the team.

Client: Good morning. Where is Peng Peng this morning?

Team Member: Oh, she will be in later, she had a call with the Netherlands .

by KBomb August 11, 2016

calendar dump

When you ring in the New Year on the toilet with one final dump, cleansing yourself from the old and welcoming the new. Starts on December 31st shortly before midnight.

The ball drops in 10 minutes..I've still got time to squeeze out a calendar dump.

by C-Lo Brown May 4, 2017

Calaminos

Describes the feeling of walking on eggs

Shit ,dude! Im feeling pretty calaminos right now!

by Skiniski November 19, 2017

California Cunt Roll

A person from California who is the worst.

See obnoxious, smug, rude.

"Last night at the party I was talking about how I wanted to climb a mountain someday and Whitney kept rudely interrupting me and was gatekeeping hiking."
"What a California cunt roll!"

by votme October 4, 2018