Soggy Cactus

When a man usually between the ages of 20-35 takes a house hold cactus and inserts it in a woman's vagina.

"I just gave my girlfriend a soggy cactus for her birthday, she's going to be picking out needles for weeks."

by taboothejerkface July 26, 2012

Puta Caca

poop whore

Look at Jenny. She's such a puta caca.

by bicycledick42069 May 6, 2018

Rotund Nigga Cactus

When a nigga be on that pack.

That Nigga took my beans! Rotund Nigga Cactus!

by RotundNiggaCactus March 25, 2019

cack

Cack means shit in Lancashire. It comes from the Flemish kakken=to shit. Centuries ago, Flemish weavers were imported to Lancashire.

I'm Popeye the sailor man
I live in a caravan.
There's a hole in my back where I do my cack
I'm Popeye the sailor man.

by Pete Fowler December 28, 2005

Cacaine

Sucking dick for a bump of cocaine.

She wanted free coke so I told her she need cacaine!

by missconduit January 1, 2010

cacky bird hand

a name for a teacher who has oddly deformed hands....possibly for comical use or perhaps a birth defect...

oooo here comes small hand....i cant wait to see her use the projector, her cacky bird hand looks much more amusing on the big screen

by scottyyyy March 12, 2008

Caca mulis

is irish slang for cake, pie

im gonna eat a caca mulis

by fifi mcgeek July 26, 2010