Craphatch

synonym for asshole, poop chute, bung hole, etc. Brown starfish.

dude, the other day your sister bent over wearing that sundress and I swear I could see her craphatch.

by mattdub July 9, 2009

Crap, slap, nap

The ultimate hangover cure - big shit, jerk off, and back to bed.

Yo - I am heading back to the room for a CSN - crap, slap, nap.

by O'Dog September 18, 2009

crapter

This is a chapter in a book that really sucks - thus a crapter

Dude, did you read chapter 13 last night?

Yeah - what a crapter - made no sense what so ever.

by bobo of the grecian legion November 10, 2009

Crapaholic

A person who is addicted to the accumulation of pointless items and rubbish.

"My sister is such a crapaholic that's she's filled her house full of crap and now there's only one seat available in the lounge."

by Agerian November 17, 2009

craptivity

A crappy activity, or an acitivity that actually involves crap.

"Hey, man, when I was cleaning out my loft last weekend, I found these fossilized Twizzlers under my bed. That was such a craptivity."

by teamvolturi December 22, 2009

Crapinion

Someone's shitty opinion.

When someone states their opinion, everything goes silent, only to bash the person who said it

God, dave is such a retard. Never thinking before speaking, always throwing out a random Crapinion

by johnny mc awesome January 13, 2010

crapfaint

While taking a large deuce you push so hard that you almost black out.

Steve used the bathroom at Jamey's house. 30 minutes later Steve returned and said, "Crapfainted again gotta stop eating at P.F. Changs."

by Swandive123 August 16, 2010