cat burr

a sexy girl to tha millionth power who has blong hair that slowy casgades over her shoulders

haardt is going out with cat

by haardt February 10, 2003

Turd Burglar

A humourous name for a homosexual man...The name suggests that whilst he's pounding his man-pillows, he's actually in there stealing the Cosby kids.
Other funny words to use are:
AssPirate
ButtBandit
MudZilla
Pillow-Biter
Back-door delivery
soap-dropper

"Hey Seth, how come those bites are on the back of your neck?"
Seth: "Errrrrr...My.....girlfriend....er"
"SETH! don't bullshit me you fat faggot odd looking bastard......you are a Turd Burglar, and i've known it for years"
Seth: "Please don't tell my dad"
"You make me sick, you think he doesn't know you like to drive the wrong way on Hershey Highway???"
Seth: "I wish I was dead"
"Everyone does you sick fuck"

by f!$h!e February 4, 2010

Burglar King

Burger King where everyone steals the food, because its so crappy to buy. No one wants to pay, because its crap for it so they steal it.

I stole a burger from burglar king.

by thebesturbandictionaryuser1234 November 24, 2011

Turd Burgler

A dog that enjoys feasting on another dog's FITTJA.

No Fido!! Bad Dog!! Don't eat that FITTJA!!

by Bozeman Brown Trout August 21, 2005

Burgle

The act of one person taking another person's poop straight from the hole with out prior permission.

Throughout her entire career in burgling, Blaise had never done a job cleaner than when she burgled Luke.

by The 1337ness Supremes December 21, 2007

Burr

The noise made by deep-voiced men when they become shocked or surprised. Perhaps after being pelted with some form of chewy candy substance. Burr is often teamed with a shocked look , and can often have angry connotations if they are caught off guard or offended . This is a perfect of example of when Burr will be used.

'Look Sally , its a mouldy wham bar on the floor , pick it up' said Jane.
Sally picks up the wham candy bar , and waves it around in Jane's face.
Jane knocks the wham bar out of Sally's hand with generous force , and it flies towards the man seated in front of them.

'BURR! what the fook was thaaa.'

by puffthemagicdragon July 27, 2009

ass burglar

A male who ass rapes another male with some type of trumpet or other instrument.

PMAN3418 around all of the marching band guys in the locker room.

by George Snuffalugus February 23, 2004