Tuba Butt

A condition of bad flatulence when the farts resonate similar to the sound of a deep tuba instrument. The sound is so close to that of a real tuba that the farter should seriously consider trying out as a tuba player in the orchestra. Tuba Butt is particular hysterical when combined with a Toilet Fart because of the ceramic echo effect of the bowl.

1) Haha, Teddy has tuba butt - watchya doing there Teddy? Trying out for the orchestra with your farts?

2) I heard Billy just got hired by the orchestra because of his amazing tuba butt.

by chr0meice91 April 20, 2022

schlugga-butta

When a mans asshole gets moist, sweaty, and or extremely wet due to his homies looking unequivocally sexy.

Man I have got some wicked schlugga-butta right now! You better stop coming over to play 2k looking that good!

by OriganalFatTip November 7, 2023

Tequila Mud Butt

A blended drink consisting of 1 pint of tequila, 1 can of refried beans, and a cup of orange juice. Must be consumed straight from the blender in full. Usually the outcome of a bet due to its unpleasant taste, and should be video taped for evidence later. Acronym is TMB.

Tony can't wait to drink that tequila mud butt.

by sackbagjr November 29, 2011

brian's butt

Voluptuous, plump, and beautiful.

"He is the king of asses and the spirit guide to an any asses of ass past. Nobody will ever ass the way Brian asses. He is grandeur of all asses and all asses to ever exist. Brian's Butt. Oh my."
-George Takei

by Tara S November 24, 2013

Crawl out of my butt

Stop complaining about someone, similar to Climb out of my ass.

The Walking Dead:
Maggie: (angry) What does she want now?
Glenn: I can't say.
Maggie: (angry) So one of them ask you to keep your mouth shut...
Glenn: (interrupting her and offering a piece of paper with things) Crawl out of my butt, and help me look, please.

by tipar September 30, 2016

Michael Heath Butt Ruler

A ruler made out of metal that is inserted into an ass. it is then licked and tasted, and sometimes wiped in other people's faces. It then must be hidden in a drawer in a science classroom for a whole school semester for it to develop into a Michael Heath Butt Ruler.

I found a Michael Heath Butt Ruler in the science lab yesterday. I stole some gloves and threw it into my fire pit.

by ebghjebb February 14, 2017

cunt punt the front butt

when a woman has a "front butt" aka fupa which is the fatty vagina/stomach and it looks like she has a butt on the front of her, and someone cunt punts her (a strong swift kick to the cunt). the cunt punt of the front butt if done properly will cause a wave of fat rolls up her stomach. It really is quite a sight to behold.

actual convo: Cunt punt her front butt But u gotta hit the vag part of the vagumic or it’s not a cunt punt in the front butt. if she has a fupa whch is the stomach that hangs down aka Dunlap’s disease (her belly dunlapped over her belt) someone needs the assist by lifting said fupa to cunt punt the front butt

by Twat waffle 1981 March 13, 2018