Turkan brand

During sex the male puts a rug on the females back and lights the rug on fire while ejaculating.

I gave my wife a Turkan Brand last night.

by PapaSmurf35 July 17, 2017

Off Brand God

Naomi, the person you should not mess with

Naomi is off brand god and should be respected

by that_trash_cam March 25, 2020

Riding for the brand

Displaying proper fealty to those who have gone out of their way to look after them. This phrase is often found in Louis L'Amour's books.

The ranch hand wouldn't go work for another outfit; he'd been riding for the brand for 20 years. Dance with the one who brought you loyalty fidelity

by Darkside of K May 9, 2016

silence, brand

A phrase used to respond 100% of the cases to a brand tweet, usually if the brand account is trying to fit in a certain trend or talk about a current topic. It is often posted as a picture of a crab-looking creature shooting lasers from it's eyes.

Verified random Brand account: "We're deeply sorry about Mr. Peanut's death. We're gonna *do something related to their product* in honor of him."

At least 1 person: silence, brand

by Lynxeption January 23, 2020

Bryana

God's Gift

Bryana is amazing, she's all anybody could dream of and more ... she's truly God's Gift

by SoulGlo September 22, 2011

north branch

a quaint little drinking town with a major farming problem

butt fuck nowhere, north branch, michigan

by nut bush May 24, 2009

Kobe Bryant

A precocious basketball player who came to the NBA in 1996, plays to this day for the LA Lakers, has been to 7 championships and won 5, two of them without Shaquille O´neal. In the summer of 2003, he was accused of rape, but was found innocent of rape and guilty of adultery. In my opinion, the 2nd best player next to Michael Jordan.

Did you see that dunk by Kobe Bryant?
Yeah, what a spectacular dunk!

by david faustino September 22, 2012