a small hole in the wall town that's majority farming. the schools are complete shit filled with cunt jocks, annoying hicks, weird fucking nerds, wanna be emos, trannies, and the minority of normal people. if you dislike country music you will be shunned but overall a fucking shitty place to be
"wow north branch fucking sucks!"
"yeah it does!"
by HICKSLAYER February 5, 2018
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a quaint little drinking town with a major farming problem
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Small town that nobody has ever heard of except for the few that live there located in central chisago county in Minnesota. They are starting to get bigger and are building a shopko. They have too many banks and gas stations and nothing to do except for a theater and a gay ass jj's bowling ally that smells like smoke.
by Yudguder July 11, 2008
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Small little one horsetown to the east of minnesota. Very lame place to live. With nothing to do there, but get high, drunk, or something incredibly stupid.
North Branch is the lamest town on earth.
by samantha d. blair July 11, 2008
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A town in East Central Minnesota full of either gays or red necks. Guns and a lot of Republicans that love to shoot and fly their Confederate flags.Yee Yee is a common saying
They got alot of them nothren southerners in North Branch Minnesota
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NBAMS is hell. It’s full of fake as hoes who want attention. Everyone’s a snake and all the guys are horny asf. The teachers say they care about our mental health as they hand out piles of homework. also, we minds as well be pigs by the way they feed us. most kids are suicidal, but that’s the school’s fault.
You know North Branch Middle School?” “Yea, it’s shit”
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North Branch Middle is filled with fake ass hoes, cunts, jerks, annoying nerds, and some more. They give you to much work and tells us to turn it in the next day like tf? Also don’t get me started with the food , it’s so gross i can’t even. But tell me why tf are the stupid lil 6th and 5th graders a middle schooler, that isn’t right they should be in elementary like go home. But over all the school isn’t that bad but it isn’t good, they need to step up a level and get it together.
“Wanna buy a tv for your boyfriend Ally?” “no you must go to north branch middle school
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