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boerboel

The Boerboel is a large, mastiff-type dog breed from South Africa that is bred for the purpose of guarding the homestead and working the farm. They are one of the most powerful dog breeds in the world and have an estimated bite force around 800-850 PSI. Individual boerboels have been documented killing Adult male leopards. Also, many w-words, especially those who happen to be white have a history of having sex with boerboels due to the average male boerboel having a penis size of 10 inches. These women are called boerboel naaiers, and the knowledge of these women is called being dogpilled.
Vermaak: Yo, Pieters, I just got a boerboel for defending my homestead against nog attacks
Pieters: Very good my friend, have you seen videos of dog vs nog where the boerboel absolutely obliterates the nog as if it were a white w-word's pussy?
by HandleBrake12 July 2, 2020
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Boner

A person who is a huge fan of the hit VR game Boneworks.
Person - Yo did you see the new Boneworks update?
Person2 - Yeah bro, I'm a total Boner.
by MensPinkSatchel February 10, 2022
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HOOAH boner

Experiencing an erection and possibly ejaculation during a fit of intense motivation brought about by things that should not excite the normal human being but does excite those rare few (normally members of the military) who are extremely "moto."
Capt X got a HOOAH boner when he heard his troops start hollering like crazed idiots during a squad run, even though they looked and sounded like... well, crazed idiots.
by bishop323 October 6, 2011
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bendy boner

When the penis is neither fully erect, nor fully flaccid; a half chub. Not to be confused with a bendy badger.
That girl's tits are saggy, but they still gave me a bendy boner.
by bdben February 2, 2015
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Boner Game

The object of the boner game is to see who can get a boner the fastest, usually played in boring classes to pass the time. To play the boner game you must:
1) wear sweat pants or silky shorts for obvious evidence
2) only use your mind (i.e. no pictures, sounds, etc.)
3) 2 or more players necessary

Winner is awarded upon announcement of full blown hard-on and proven by bulge in sweats or shorts
Mitch and I were playing the boner game in Spanish today and Mrs. Johnson totally caught us!
by Arnold Palmer March 1, 2008
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boner time

Any ammount of time spent watching pornography, looking at beautiful women, or simply fantasizing. Popularized by Sean W. Scott in the movie Road Trip
"Barry, dim the lights... it's BONER TIME!!"
by TrippleZero May 9, 2005
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Gay Porn Viagra Boner Challenge

A contest where a group of guys, all in sweatpants, take a pill of viagra, and watch hours of gay porn. What's the point? The first person to get a boner is the queerest in the group. That's all there is to it really.. First used by Daniel Tosh on his show Tosh.0 where he and his gay pals took the challenge.
Daniel Tosh: And tonight on the show I take the Gay Porn Viagra Boner Challenge!!
by Xero _ Manifest March 24, 2011
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