miss ballooniverse

like Miss Universe, only fatter

Keep stuffing your cake hole with junk food darling, and one day you will realise your dream of becoming Miss Ballooniverse.

by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

Ballooning

The act of rimming your partner's anal region, while pulling on their tampon string. Ultimately, simulating a hot air balloon ride.

Kala had a rough night, period cramps and emotions raging, so I took her ballooning last night, and she thanked me all morning.

Since Kala was on her period, I hot air ballooned her to give her both vaginal and anal pleasure.

by Dr Bary December 15, 2011

bello

The blending of the words "hello" and "bye" due to confusion and lack of preparedness in the setting of one saying goodbye to you when you are meeting them for the first time.

Suzanne: "Goodbye Robb"

Robb: "Bello"

by John Hatch April 17, 2008

Ballout

A Wack ass rapper from Chi-town
Is a part of Chief Keef's Glory Boys Ent and has totally no skill

-Have you heard Ballout's new mixtape
-Yea,and that's the shit I don't like

by WildReckless June 12, 2013

hot air balloon

When a girl eats a guys bootyhole while giving him a reach around, he farts in her mouth.

I hot air balloned the shit out of that bitch last night.

by jesus July 22, 2003

bello

(n) God

"I am Bello!"

by Oxford Professor May 14, 2003

Wisconsin Hot Air Balloon

When you 69 with a girl, and she farts, you reach over the edge of the bed, grab a walmart bag, and fill the bag with the stink. Turn around and start to fuck her. When when she is about to orgasm, put the bag over her head. When she gasps for air, pull the bag off and shoot your wad in her face.

"Dude, your girlfriend told me that you gave her a Wisconsin Hot Air Balloon last...good call..."

by WI Pharter April 16, 2009