Blender

A mother who doesn't STFU, and is always constantly bitching about something or annoying you in someway or somehow. A mother who is constantly nagging about something or complains over and over non-stop about random BS.

Blender is going off again. MY blender is blendering. I am so sick of blender. Why does my blender always flip out and complain. I hate my blender.

by Stevie-Weevie October 30, 2010

bender

Getting together with friends to play any video game for an extended amount of time, at least 8 hours. Usually involves many smoke breaks and at least one pre-made Nestle toll-house cookie roll.

Ted and Thai are getting together for a bender on Tuesday. Thai's picking up Doom 3 at midnight and Ted is bring the cookies.

by Jacob Aalfs May 13, 2005

morning bender

A bender which takes place in the morning time.

"How was your morning, jimmy?"

"i had a morning bender"

by todddd May 1, 2008

Bender

Someone who is so ugly, they make the opposite sex turn gay.

Jenny? She's a right bender, she made Fergus gay.

by gacor December 8, 2011

Chocolate coated banana bender

A variation of the original "banana bender", but with a chocolaty twist of Brookdale chocolate ice cream topping drizzled on top, hence the name chocolate coated banana bender. Unlike the original you do not need a massage chair for aid of insertion as you have the topping, acting as a lubricant.

Person 1: What did you do last night Tom?
Tom: I gave myself a sweet chocolate coated banana bender last night on the toilet.

by Mendax June 23, 2014

Turkey in a Blender

Slang for marijuana, commonly used on the East coast.

Yo bro, check dis turkey in a blender I just thiefed

by Bro November 27, 2003

banana bender

The 'banana bender' is most commonly known as a sex position, the recipient freezes a banana. Once frozen the banana is then shelved whilst sitting on a massage chair to aid with insertion.

Person 1:Tom did you receive a banana bender last night?
Tom:Yeah I shelved the whole thing

by Mendax June 23, 2014