Bearded Hooley

To rub someones genital area with your beard.

Robert: Man my beard is totally yuck today, i gave some girl a Bearded Hooley last night.

by Robert Hooley August 22, 2008

Bearded Clown

Another name for pubes and scrotum sack, which resemble a beard being your penis as the clown with funny nose.

This girl last night laughed at my bearded clown :(

by dingdong diva December 17, 2010

Bubble Beard

When a female puts her chin and mouth in a pool of cum and it resembles a beard.

It is recommended that she licks it off her own face and swallows, spitting is for losers.

I gave my hoe a bubble beard and she licked it off!

My girlfriend gave herself a bubble beard with my cum! Joker!

by Kempo May 5, 2006

Beard

A condition that causes hair to grow from the chin and lower face. Symptoms include itching, divinity and gratuitous awesomeness.

Synonyms include: Jesus.

Oh Lord! Bless us and our kin with thy Beard and help our facial hair achieve but a portion of thine Beardly glory.

by Brahmes Christus April 10, 2011

bearddimension

The elemental plain of beard, partadimensio (lit. "bearddimension") is a supernatural place where facial hair reigns supreme. Through this dimension, it is possible to jam your beard against any object, person or concept, however abstract or inaccessable. Many bearded creatures of the warp have the tendency to respawn and regroup in the bearddimension if killed. It is said that a regular mortal can only access the bearddimension by switching an anal gear on in one's eye and finding the bearded face of mebs from one's pants, a feat as difficult and ludicrous as it is obscure.

The bearddimension was first discovered in #forgottenrealms at Quakenet.

And behold, a pale horse, and he who sat on it, on his face was a writhing bearddimension.

by m385 September 24, 2008

bearded sax

The instrument that is played by a groupie who is trying to become a "member" of the band.

After the show, this chick had a great tryout playing my BEARDED SAX backstage.

by LCRC August 17, 2008

beard bounce

When a woman sits on the face of a bearded man and takes a beautiful ride.

Look at his beard. I bet that's a good beard bounce.

by jackins07 October 5, 2013