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Barbershop haircut

Mason 67 gets a barbershop haircut that costs a quarter because he doesn't give effoc
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Barbecue hipster

Bearded and/or flanelwearing wanna be trailblazers. They want to be different from the general population so they set themselves apart by cooking over open fire and using special woodtype chips to get that "smokey flavour." They might be really good at it or tremendously bad.

They feel that by doing this, they are showing that they are more in tune with their inner hunter gatherer. It is their only interesting personality trait.

Appearance: flannels with rolled up sleeves, in their 20s-40s, beards, tree or mountain tattoos, can't cook anything other than proteins, might wear a beanie.
"I just saw Eric the other day, he dresses like such a barbecue hipster."

"Hahaha yeah, doubt that guy has ever touched a grill in his life though."
by Moonshinepicklebrine October 12, 2025
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barbecue chicken alert

Nick: What does barbecue chicken alert mean
Dragon: It means bbl grandma edition
by Nick/Progon October 16, 2025
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Barber Stories

Barber Stories are bullshit stories your barber tells you. Barbers tend to lie a lot for seemingly no reason.
Guy “My barber told me he’s a crypto millionaire.”
Guy’s acquaintance: “Bullshit. It’s just one of his barber stories. It’s like when he told you he’s slept with 134.7 women.”
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Barbee

A natural born warlord, Captain of the tiddlywinks team.... Full blown ironworking specimen
That guy is a Fucking Barbee!!!
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Barbecue Chicken

The aftermath of knocking down 2 three’s in basketball.
We come out, we bang 2 three’s, they gotta come out of the zone. It’s just barbecue chicken from there
by jzou__ December 28, 2025
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old barbeque

when one is fucking a girl outdoors while roasting his grandmother for warmth
by benedicit October 18, 2008
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