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bust her water balloon

Did you fuck Janet yesterday?
Did you bust her water balloon?
You know it.
by 2014_chiguy April 21, 2007
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muslim water balloon

While a man's partner is sleeping, he shits, pisses, and cums in a condom. He then throws this latex covered mixture at his sleeping partner's face, thus waking her up to shit and semen everyhere.
person 1: Last night, I used Jenny's face as a muslim water balloon target. There was a massive glob of shit, piss, and cum on her face as she woke up from the massive blow. person 2: Disgusting, yet awesome!!!!
by mister superman 2 January 30, 2010
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balloon knot

blow up a balloon, pop it, turn it inside out around the knot and stretch it, looks amazingly like the anal sphincter.......yum yum
by plumit April 30, 2009
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Balloon

Balloon is a word to describe when someone has been out on the sesh all night and escsalades in a moment of sheer joy,jubilation and insanity
Matt Woodward from Gorbishire he just loves ballooning........
by bellend, wammy n ginge September 7, 2006
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balloon juice

Same as balloonjuice
by Chad December 7, 2003
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popping my balloon

When scratching or poking at an anus, the protruding object releases held in gas.
When getting my prostate exam the doctor came close to popping my balloon
by mdiesel2010 January 2, 2010
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hot cum balloon

The bubble that forms around the top of a cup after a guy has ejaculated his semen into the cup and then put the cup into the microwave for a minute or so. The guy usually then takes the cup out of the microwave and pops the bubble with his erect penis which causes a blast of warm air to be shot into his genital region.
After having sex with the snowman I made, I decided to make a hot cum balloon with some semen I had stored in the fridge so I could pop the bubble with my erect penis and thaw out my frosty shaft.
by cantbetheking November 7, 2013
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