The "language" that one hears when passing by a homeless member of society. Acquired over time, bum speak leads one to gradually speak to oneself, resulting in a language that cannot be easily understood by the general public. Sometimes accompanied by homeless banter, or your average mumble jumble, bum speak can not always be ignored since it is often coupled with random bursts of excessive vocal volumes.
Note: Bum speak can most easily be compared to the voices most famously characterized by the adults in the popular comic of Peanuts and Charlie Brown, such as the classroom teacher.
Note: Bum speak can most easily be compared to the voices most famously characterized by the adults in the popular comic of Peanuts and Charlie Brown, such as the classroom teacher.
Chris: "You hear that guy back there? I couldn't understand one word he was saying as he was sitting on that bench!"
Jeff: "That, my friend, is what you call bum speak. No one understands!"
Jeff: "That, my friend, is what you call bum speak. No one understands!"
by Mr Natural June 08, 2007
by Threetrumpetsandastrumpet May 19, 2018
Closely following your favourite BUM, usually while walking towards some destination. Works typically like the 'Heat Seeker' missile.Person automatically routes to the Best Alternative Bum at any given point of time along his path.
Dude,You are late.It hardly takes 5 minutes to reach the liverpool station.
Sorry.I was busy "Bum Seeking" all the way.
Sorry.I was busy "Bum Seeking" all the way.
by smartsara July 12, 2010
A person who swaggles (see swaggle ) the liquid or paste like material that is excreted from another person, or animals bum.
by blumpkins July 07, 2004
Christy has been in the boss’s office for 10 minutes. What a bum nuzzler. - or as a verb - Christy has been in the boss’s office bum nuzzling him for the last 10 minutes.
by jimmy2fast December 02, 2009
When sweat, stray bum hairs and poo from not wiping properly merge together to form a congealed crust like substance known as Bum Rind. This substance often smells of cheese, poo and shame.
"damn boy dont you wiope your arsehole ? Smells like a moudly drop kicked dog shit in here."
"My my, what a fine organic vintage of bum rind. It will go perfectly with these crackers and chutney."
"My my, what a fine organic vintage of bum rind. It will go perfectly with these crackers and chutney."
by bumrind69 August 17, 2017
by Rip 905 November 27, 2019