Coyote boating

Motor boating the booty cheeks

I'm so drunk, I'm coyote boating my girls booty.

by Babbysmash July 3, 2016

Meat Boat

A big, long, perfectly formed poop.

"Look, I launched a meat boat! It's set sail!"

by Waxbean2000 July 12, 2017

steam-boating

the act of motor boating your anus on a females breast and letting out subtle, noiseless farts.

"hey Johnathan, i bet you wont ask that lady is you could steam-boat her."
"whats steam-boating"
"you know farting on her tits"
"oh, well here i go"

by Racial_slut January 26, 2018

Yard Boat Sex

When the kids won't leave the goddamn house, and the only place to get rocks off with the old lady is in the boat your uncle gave you parked in the yard.

Yo man, Jane wanted to shag earlier but the kids were home. So we had us some yard boat sex.

by Pier Nauti September 30, 2018

pub boat

The Concept of a pub that is also a boat in the middle of a road in leeds

Hey Terry you coming pub boat later to watch the footy.

by Pat burglar April 3, 2019

Fug Boat

A person who isn’t easy on the eyes.

“This guy I’m talking to on Hinge says his roommate is single. Should we go on a double date?”

“Ask him to send a pic, I’m not getting stuck at dinner with a fug boat.”

by Meeka2493 January 30, 2021

stink boat

Any internal combustion engined boat, generally hated by blow boaters

Brad hated it when the stink boats launched on the lake, their noisy engines billowing our smoke and destroying the peace and quiet

by Limbic Candy March 27, 2021