Very erect penis.
Kenny: Jane Anderson, Do you like my big belt?
Jane: I wanna flex my big belt too, I want it seasoned with some head!
Jane: I wanna flex my big belt too, I want it seasoned with some head!
by PencilBuzz August 17, 2023
Get the Big Beltmug. The first thing an alien buys after he drops his mixtape. Buckle is typically studded with space rocks.
“Zorg just released ‘Martian Sadboi’ and got straight into his rocket to go buy and Asteroid Gucci belt.”
by daltonjfk September 27, 2019
Get the Asteroid Gucci beltmug. When you've been meaning to break out a can of whoop ass, but it's been shelved for a very long time.
My roommate is finally leaving me, time to break out that canned belt and let him know how shitty he's always been
I have so many canned belts from the people who fucked me over, where i just decided to not say a single word.
I have so many canned belts from the people who fucked me over, where i just decided to not say a single word.
by dildosexual January 7, 2024
Get the Canned Beltmug. A shower belt is when a naughty little boy does naughty little things and gets the shit spanked outa him by his father wielding a belt.
by B4lls_Mcgee November 7, 2022
Get the Shower Beltmug. When a man pulls his testicles out of his pants, flops them over the waistband of his pants, and wears them like a belt buckle.
by tbone427 February 23, 2023
Get the Tennessee Belt Bucklemug. by nana li July 11, 2023
Get the Conveyor beltmug. Is one of the most gruesome forms of torture, given from Asian parents for kids who fail to achieve the minimum grade of A-
Mom: Did you get your report card?
Kid: Yes, I did *sighs*
Mom: Well, show me!
Kid: *Hands the report card*
Mom: *Looks at him/her with glaring eyes* *Coughs* *And pulls out a belt*
Kid: Yes, I did *sighs*
Mom: Well, show me!
Kid: *Hands the report card*
Mom: *Looks at him/her with glaring eyes* *Coughs* *And pulls out a belt*
by Saeedi December 8, 2020
Get the Beltmug.