BritishBible

The best british meme account on Instagram, posting quality memes daily, and has a lit WhatsApp group chat. They also replies to DMs :D

*The BritishBible Group chat*
Jack: I like every girl on this chat and am a borderline nonce
Megan: YUMMY DADDY
Jess: *tags everyone and tells then to get online*

by GGGRASS May 31, 2019

British liquid

A slang term to describe a cup of tea

Would you like a cup of British liquid?

by Davies84 June 1, 2019

British gonorrhea

The British version of gonorrhea its different from the American gonorrhea.

Dude how was England?
It was cool except I got British gonorrhea from some girl.

by xX360NOSĆOPËxX July 1, 2019

(British hand movement)

The action of waving at someone as you walk over the road if they stop for you. Is often performed at (zebra crossings) in Britain. Despite it being law to stop there for someone it is mandatory that we say thank you for obiding the law.

Friend #1 I saw Sheila doing the (British hand movement) again as she crossed the road again.

Friend #2 Oh yeah she’s from England.
Friend #1 K then.

by Hitmewithyourcar April 21, 2019

British Wig

Jack off on a cancer patients head and call it a British Wig

I went to see my girlfriend in the cancer ward and i gave the bitch a British Wig- Cheerio!

by SnowWhite0222 July 22, 2019

british slag

A slag who is british and fucks a different lad every day

1: My boyfriend cheated on me with HER
2: I’m not surprised she’s the definition of a british slag

by tbh i cba fr mate September 18, 2019

Boitis

When you’ve been near bo for too long and she rubs off on you to the point you have boitis

“Oh my goodness I have boitis”
“I’m so shampoo”
“Wait a SEX”

by Gang gang gang 2.0 September 22, 2019