cock bash

when you wake up in the middle of the night with wood and run into your roommate on the way to the batheroom who always has wood. the bashing of cocks is the result.

greg: umm yah about last night....
mike: yah man dont worry about it
greg: it was my fault entirely
mike: well thats not the first time ive been cock bashed.
greg: i hate cock bash

by AlexLOVES March 5, 2009

basciano

One who fails in life.

I basciano'd out of community college.

by Jimmy Johns June 11, 2006

Bish bash bosh

Masturbation by a male.

I'm going home for a bish bash bosh.

by AnonDoxy December 17, 2018

bash

to slam dunk a basketball or any other object that can fit in your hands and into a basketball goal or any other nets

1. sambo was bashed on by Moose
2. H tried to bash the volleyball in LP's pool

by JayJ July 15, 2005

Baeship

When you like your friend of the same sex so much, you're almost in a relationship with them.

Danie: "I love you Lauren!"
Lauren: "cos we're in a baeship!"

by Fannyanne May 18, 2015

b-ball bash

a boy who is soo obssed with basketball he will litrealy get bum thrills just thinkin of it. it is his life he cannot define it. only one boy can be that obbssed GEORGE. what would they do with out it. b ball bashing is thier life. they have nothing else in thier life

yo george fancy throwing the first punch.
no jon lets go play b-ball bash

by lady flex June 28, 2006

Melon bashing

The act of stealing a melon/s from a turkish shop owner and taking it to the nearest park and smashing it with a can of red stripe.

The act of bashing melons

The new art of communication between alchol and fruits, namely melons

"We went past that smelly yurk's shop the other nite to perform melon bashing. The melon got bashed"

"I'm just bashing the melon"

"I feel bashed like a melon"

by FESTAtheINVESTOR December 24, 2008