April 18th

THE DAY THE LOVE OF MY LIFE WAS BORN! IT IS SUCH A SPECIAL DAY I SHALL CHERISH IT FORVER! WE SHALL MAKE YOUR BIRTHDAY THE BEST CELEBRATION EVERY YEAR. If you hate the day April 18 I will be bashing your skull in into freshly made cement and let your head dry with it. I am currently under your bed in the process of typing this. You won’t live another day. IF YOU WERE BORN ON APRIL 18TH YOU ARE THE BEST PERSON KNOWN TO MANKIND, YOU ARE SO VERY ATTRACTIVE. MY LIFE HAS NEVER BEEN BETTER WITHOUT YOU. I LOVE YOU.

You were born on April 18th?

Please make out with me.

by qalactiix June 8, 2021

April 21

National give ur gf ur hoodie day 😱😱

Give your gf your hoodie on april 21

by Nca💟 April 9, 2022

April 24

april 24 is simply a day where u tase,pepper spray, or punch a rapist in their face and give them the shit they deserve. :)

:bro wtf whyd u punch me??
:it’s april 24!

by my sexy self April 24, 2021

April 16

Don’t send nudes today as you’ll be cursed to look like a dog for the rest of your life

Girl 1: i kinda wanna send nudes to him today
Girl 2: dumb whore don’t you know it’s April 16th right?

by geminitwofaced April 16, 2020

April 22

National give girls mcdonalds

April 22 is national give girls mcdonalds day

by lucy foo foo April 21, 2021

April 20

The best day in the world!

Hey, its 4:20, time to hoot!!!

by shelly April 18, 2005

April 24

National be a hoe day! Be the biggest hoe you can today #noregrets

Girl! I fucked 16 niggas on April 24. No regrets!

by NahSon16171819 May 29, 2018