April 16

Don’t send nudes today as you’ll be cursed to look like a dog for the rest of your life

Girl 1: i kinda wanna send nudes to him today
Girl 2: dumb whore don’t you know it’s April 16th right?

by geminitwofaced April 16, 2020

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April 18th

THE DAY THE LOVE OF MY LIFE WAS BORN! IT IS SUCH A SPECIAL DAY I SHALL CHERISH IT FORVER! WE SHALL MAKE YOUR BIRTHDAY THE BEST CELEBRATION EVERY YEAR. If you hate the day April 18 I will be bashing your skull in into freshly made cement and let your head dry with it. I am currently under your bed in the process of typing this. You won’t live another day. IF YOU WERE BORN ON APRIL 18TH YOU ARE THE BEST PERSON KNOWN TO MANKIND, YOU ARE SO VERY ATTRACTIVE. MY LIFE HAS NEVER BEEN BETTER WITHOUT YOU. I LOVE YOU.

You were born on April 18th?

Please make out with me.

by qalactiix June 8, 2021

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april 1st

my birthday.

if my birthday is april 1st, then my life and existence is a joke. hooray.

:' )

Person 1: Hey. Did you know that person *points to that random person* was born on April 1st?
Person 2: OMG, really? I can't believe their life and existence is a joke. Too bad for them.

by worldahyun November 2, 2019

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April 21

National give ur gf ur hoodie day 😱😱

Give your gf your hoodie on april 21

by Nca💟 April 9, 2022

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April 24

April 24 is national Josh day in honor of fight of the joshes which was the legendary fight april 24 2021 where all joshes fought to keep their name
The winner was 4 year old Josh Vinson jr, he is now crowned as the king of Josh and the only one allowed to use the name

Person 1: When is josh day?
Person 2: Josh day is april 24 l, we velebrate it in honor of the josh fight 2021

by Gramaer April 25, 2021

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