Simoned

When a man named Simon tricks you into something

Simon takes nicks pen and eats it
Guy 1: “Wow nick just got simoned, how does it feel?”

by Cblrstone February 7, 2023

Southwest Simon

Putting a used barf bag on a woman's head during sex on a plane

He gave her a southwest simon when she tried to suck his balls.

by Ron Fish November 7, 2007

Mr simon

Mr. Simon is everyone's favorite teacher he is an incredible chemistry teacher. He knows everything about atoms. He is kind to everyone and gives good grades to everyone too even though some are undeserved. Everyone likes him and he likes everyone. His humor isn't great but his calm personality makes up for it.

Mr. Simon is a great teacher

Everyone likes Mr. Simon

Mr. Simon means goodness and kindness

Mr Simon means to be a chemistry teacher and to know a lot about science specifically atoms

by Brixton_Bully October 21, 2022

Simon Hickey

A man who can continue to press forward in business and real life despite ongoing attacks on himself, his property and his reputation by lesser men.

Whoa how Simon Hickey was that Bridge? Hit by 2 boats a plane and caught fire, it's still standing.

by Brenenegan May 8, 2018

simons..wifeyy

Ah yes. There is simons..wifeyy. They don’t like Sam and Peter shippers.

Ugly hater🙄: boi what the hell boi
Simons..wifeyy: whatever. You’re just an ugly hater🪓🍞😡

by Schnapples.supremacy September 10, 2021

Andrew Simon

A very sexy autistic man

i love Andrew Simon

by AndrewSimonfan May 30, 2022

Simon seagull

A very aggressive and sexually frustrated creature, who will fly after their victims much like a seagull going for chips. He then proceeds to pin them down and violently shove his feathered penis in to their orifices and proceed to aggressively shart on anybody who tries to stop him.

Luke- “Did you hear that noise?”
Jack- “Yeah! It must have been the local Simon Seagull!”

by The master cock November 24, 2021