Amber Curse

NOUN

(the Turd curse)
1. Whatever one touches, turns to shit.
2. A divine gift for quickly creating havoc or being professionally doomed.
3. The ability to make shit out of anything one undertakes.

Origin
Early 21st century; one of the mythical underwater monsters from the Atlantis possessed a quick temper and hatred and cursed all surface-dwelling authorities and citizens.

“This young actor has the Amber curse. Every film she is involved in becomes a flop.”
“That woman seems to have the Amber curse when selling Amica cream."
"Oh, do be careful and don't date that girl! She has the Amber curse."

by BarbossasPeriwig May 11, 2022

nevahea ambers

Nevaeha Ambers is {GORGEOUS} Ashe lifts up a room the minute she walks in, when you see her she shines brighter than anybody star in any galaxy, you don’t ever wanna loose her, because if you loose her it’s like breathing in a world with no air you can’t survive.

nevahea ambers is the most finest girl out there, she’s the human form of a dream, so I don’t ever wanna wake up since I have her.

by rosasancocho July 10, 2019

locked in amber

Some person or object that is experiencing stagnation, lack of change, or slow growth.

Due to brain drain, my old neighborhood is locked in amber as their population dwindles.

by Exoudi September 21, 2022

Kayden Ambers

Kayden Ambers is a traitor in the book series ‘Atlantis: Lost World’. He is close with Fleur Daisy but wishes to take down the barrier.

I love how sweet Kayden Ambers’ and Fleur Daisy’s friendship is!

by Mingain September 23, 2021

amber jane

sexy and wants to marry me

amber jane: i want to marry you
Florence:ok

by florence the sexy person January 25, 2022

Amber alert

Used for warning a friend about a possible crazy, psycho, narcissist, etc girl who will probably ruin your life.

Friend 1 : What do you think about this girl I just met?

Friend 2 : No offense, but I'm feeling a straight Amber alert vibe

by Zez0wn3r May 14, 2022

Amber Schwarz

Probably some white girl who's from European descent (Probably German). Usually aren't tall. Like anime. Curses people out. But a nice friend to have.

I don't really have a good example of Amber Schwarz

by WanalAnal March 24, 2022