Dont be an Amber

A 3rd wave feminist aka man hater that uses, lies & abuses men just because shes a woman & thinks shes always right. Named after Amber Heard.

Amber is yelling at bob & thinks its fine because shes a woman.

Dont be an amber

by 666chaos May 1, 2022

Amber Curse

NOUN

(the Turd curse)
1. Whatever one touches, turns to shit.
2. A divine gift for quickly creating havoc or being professionally doomed.
3. The ability to make shit out of anything one undertakes.

Origin
Early 21st century; one of the mythical underwater monsters from the Atlantis possessed a quick temper and hatred and cursed all surface-dwelling authorities and citizens.

“This young actor has the Amber curse. Every film she is involved in becomes a flop.”
“That woman seems to have the Amber curse when selling Amica cream."
"Oh, do be careful and don't date that girl! She has the Amber curse."

by BarbossasPeriwig May 11, 2022

Amber Alert

When someone finds shit in their bed, they send out an Amber Alert, for everyone else to check theirs.

Johnny found shit in his bed, so he sent out an Amber Alert

by dketb May 11, 2022

locked in amber

Some person or object that is experiencing stagnation, lack of change, or slow growth.

Due to brain drain, my old neighborhood is locked in amber as their population dwindles.

by Exoudi September 21, 2022

Pulling an Amber

When your partner annoys you so much you resort to defecating on their side of the bed.

(Reference to A.Heards actions to J.Depp)

“Honestly I was so angry with her I was close to Pulling an Amber on her side of the bed”

by Wincetron22 September 28, 2022

Amber alert

Used for warning a friend about a possible crazy, psycho, narcissist, etc girl who will probably ruin your life.

Friend 1 : What do you think about this girl I just met?

Friend 2 : No offense, but I'm feeling a straight Amber alert vibe

by Zez0wn3r May 14, 2022

Take an Amber

It's like taking a shit, but instead of using a toilet you just lie in bed.

I was so tired last night that I just had to Take an Amber in bed.

by Joedaddy755 May 16, 2022