ALEXANDER OUR KING

he knows all and is all

He is the point of our existance

HE IS WHY WE ARE ALIVE TODAY
dbababy is no longer superior
chababy
CHUPAPI

asshole 1: I really hate ALEXANDER OU
God: Fuck you *Smites*
asshole 1: bru h :(
God: *Removes your blemish of an existance*

dead asshole: WHY AM I IN AHELLLLa?!?!?!A?!!?A?!aaa
God: because you doubted ALEXANDER OUR KING exisatance.
Dead bitch asshole: aiawdojawo
God: db

by IHateYourKnees August 8, 2021

Alexander Sartorello

a very cool man, it's so cool to know him

im an Alexander Sartorello, i know right, so cool

by iuaisdoouaisiuoadsuiodaiuoadsu May 30, 2022

alexander

best boyfriend in the freaking world who will make and buy you twix and nutella sandwiches no matter what and also smells like coconut from all his curly hair products AND GIVES THE BEST HUGS

“oh my gosh alexander is such a good boyfriend”
“girl shut the fuck up all you do is talk about him”
“…”

by bmil02 February 20, 2025

Alexander

A Alexander is emo inside and likes to be closed off, but once you get to know him he is a wild one. He likes to make fun of people and call them names. He is also thinks he has a big dick but in reality he has a small dick. He thinks he is cool but buying Star Wars merch and pretending to be Dark Vader. If you meet an Alexander run as fast as you can.

Damn Alexander is a fucking bitch because he thinks he has a big dick.

by Fab19 October 17, 2023

alexander nigelpotatoe

the most amazing person you'll ever meet ! he lights up a room just by entering it! people look up to him his voice is angelic and he is so amazing! literally he makes me the happiest person in the world. you would be so lucky to come across someone like him. very cool rat. very nice friend. love him very much. uwu.

"damn alexander nigelpotatoe is a hot man"

by ell0isnt0peachy July 6, 2020

Alexander

An autistic, retarded, monkey with Alzheimer’s. Terrible at video games, and a huge fucking nerd

Q:Is that a monkey with Alzheimer’s? A:yeah, it’s just Alexander

by Rebelkelly June 20, 2023

Alexander

An overall epic guy. Isn't very outgoing, but he shows he true side to his closest friends and family. Usually tall, skinny, and has blonde hair/blue eyes, sometimes with glasses. Any girl would like him, as he is smart, funny and handsome. HE is also a bit of a geek, into9 computers and science, and will be found tinkering with his gadgets and buying the newest graphics card.

Alexander? You know Alex, yea he's pretty nice!

Bro Alex what pc parts should I buy?

by Itsyaboia October 9, 2020