African Dry Sex 

In Afrcia a wet vagina is considered whorish. So men will dry the vagina with sand before vaginally intercourse.

Billy didn't like how wet she was so he did the African Dry Sex.

African Dry Sex by Iamnoone2000 March 28, 2025

African Glob 

African Globbing is where someone suffering from dysintary or Major dehydration lays down and get shit on by someone with excess water in their body

I think I'm sick babe can you African glob me

African Glob by Anyonewannagetglobbed April 21, 2025

African Sundown 

When you’re making out with a girl, like REALLY making out, and she is kissing your neck and your chest and your belly button, and she skips your dick and balls and goes straight for your asshole

Bro she gave me a crazy African Sundown last night

African Sundown by Randy_Lahey May 13, 2025

African Speedway 

This is were you defecate on a girl back and cum all over the turd and roll it down with a rolling pin

My stomach hurts. I think I need to give you an African Speedway.

African Speedway by The boom boom clapper May 22, 2025

African Speedway 

When a guy defecates on a girls back and then cum all over it and then rolls it down with a rolling pin

I had too much Taco Bell I might have to give you an African Speedway.

African Speedway by The boom boom clapper May 22, 2025

African Ceiling Bird

A smoke alarm with a low battery. Note its distinct chirp.

"Let me see that ceiling fan."
*smoke alarm chirps*
"Oh, you have an African Ceiling Bird. You should change that battery. Carbon monoxide is a silent killer."

African Ceiling Bird by GumNut the Wise July 9, 2025

African safari

When you transfer something butt to butt

Putting something in between your buttcheeks and passing it to someone else via their buttcheeks via African safari

African safari by Oranjeted August 10, 2025