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Last night I was watching porn hub and some Ads AIDS pop up about making my penis 6in bigger I had to shut down that window and open another page
by EmJayee October 2, 2017
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Fuck aids

Fuck aids my guy, I ain't got aids but y'all ever thought about smashing sum bitch then turns out she fucked sum one else? Like damn dude if you smash not only are your getting sloppy seconds but you also might be copping her aids.
Every thot: hey daddy

You: hey lemme fuck your face

Every thot every: bet

You: bet

Your guy: she fucked Drake

You: FUCK AIDS!!!!
by Joan not John July 26, 2018
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Spider-Aids

A aids disease transmitted via word of mouth.

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The origin of Spider-Aids is currently unknown but major bodies have contributed to the discovery of origin and based off their contributions it seems as though Spider-Aids originated from ancient Greek Maya pyramid tombstones, Patient Zero was a monk dignified in discovering his ancestral graves hidden in the depths of the Pyramid made by those who worship the Greek Goddess. Whilst searching for his ancestor's body, as he opened a tombstone a alleged spider came out from the body's mouth and lynched his web around the Monk, slowing hanging him whilst dragging him into the Tomb with the Ancestor.
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Those who have the disease known as Spider-Aids is the taco at your local gas station and a gay furbee from Toys-R-Us (recently closed)
Doctor: "You have aids."
Patient: "You mean Spider-Aids?"
Doctor: "Oh no."
by Tyrone long dick May 26, 2018
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Ass aids

Something you call your gay friend Ethan
by Youngod277 December 26, 2018
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Parkview Aids

A horrible form of the common cold which slowly rips your souls out of you body and crushes any plans you had to get lit on the weekends. Symptoms include diarrhea, cough, sore throat and almost anything in between. Originally formed in the Parkview apartments at Florida International University.
Dude 1: Yo let’s hit the club this weekend.

Dude 2: Nah man I caught parkview aids and I’m slowly deteriorating into absolute shit.
by Thatsupercooldude5566 July 6, 2021
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fuck me with an aids dick

The ultimate phrase in describing the most unfuckable situation, or extremely unlucky. A pretty much worthless situation in which the user of the phrase sees it being fucked by an aids dick in comparison with the current issue at hand. Used also in great and furious anger.
In playing CoD 5 bobby has been playing for 6 hours and has never went positive kill death ratio. " Jesus well fuck me with an aids dick"
by rytola April 12, 2014
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Aids

Alcohol induced drippy shits the shits you get the next day after drinking to much
i'm definitely getting aids if i drink jack tonight
by square one December 24, 2010
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