I found myself at the beach here in florida and seen a group of people running for their lives or so it seemed. Some were even scream crying (you know the kind of cry a grown man does in the movies when his best friend gets blown up or something). I look down the beach and heres a Beach Ape collecting shells in a thong and has a highly striking resemblence to a Sasquash/Yeti/Big Foot.
by Dj PuNee March 29, 2010
Get the Beach Apemug. A cheap crap shirt that consists of one primary colour covering the whole shirt with no brand names, something a small medium build,chipped toothed with facial hair kid would wear to the beach.
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by Renton October 24, 2003
Get the beach-Clothesmug. by Nicky April 22, 2005
Get the raking the beachmug. 1. n. Mecca for the old or elderly; 2. n. place where wannabe surfers come together and ride the not-really waves; 3. n. one of many beaches along the East Coast overrun by tourists.
Don and Susan love to travel to Surfside Beach for their yearly vacations. They also like to piss off other drivers by driving slow, being in the wrong place at the wrong time, and not knowing where they're going.
Dreads always gets high during the summer in Surfside Beach with the expectation that the waves will be "killer." Unfortunately for him, they never are.
Ike and Ina love to take their 5 unruly kids with them on the treks across the country from their home in California to the already crowded shores of Surfside Beach!
Dreads always gets high during the summer in Surfside Beach with the expectation that the waves will be "killer." Unfortunately for him, they never are.
Ike and Ina love to take their 5 unruly kids with them on the treks across the country from their home in California to the already crowded shores of Surfside Beach!
by ojeezleweez March 3, 2009
Get the Surfside Beachmug. 
quoting a commentary by a female d.j. on a local classic rock station, "there are these young kids, like twelve years old, who go to the beach and give head to older guys"
by B-Max August 15, 2006
Get the beach chickenmug. The very tan guy who looks like he has been working out maybe 5-6 years but its actually more like 10,DO NOT touch his plates,he wears a yankees shirt,hat and windbreaker pants everyday,he can be seen 4 feet from any mirror admiring the fact HIS CALF MUSCLES ARE FUCKIN BLOWIN UP BRO!!
by JesseHawk November 22, 2006
Get the Beach Dickmug.