ALEX

SHORT, RUNTY,SQUAKY, OCD'ISH, SMELLS FROM NOT SHOWERING FOR DAYS AT A TIME, SMALL APPENDAGE, SMALL HANDS, SMALL FEET, BIG MOUTH, IMMATURE, TINY AHOLE, HANGS OUT WITH FEM-BOYS WITH HAIRY ASSHOLES THAT DON'T WIPE WELL! ALSO LOVES TO HANG WITH CHIPMUNK PEOPLE WHO'S 1ST NAME IS JARED.

EDAN YOU SMELL LIKE ALEX TARTARSKY!

ALEX by ALYSSA Fiorentino March 18, 2009

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Alex

Someone that resembles a little Danny Devito

Alex is a little Danny Devito

Alex by supkiddddddd August 31, 2017

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Alex

A complete cunt. Hair is brighter than a supernova, even a hairdresser cannot handle it. If he was drowning in the sea a lifeguard would ignore him. Drifts around for 80 years waiting for death, cannot find the words to come out to his parents so fucks CD holes. Loves cutting brakes (especially red Porsches!). The reason aliens won't visit is because of Alex's hair.

Damn its sunny today, oh wait its only Alex, lets shoot him. Alex is the resurection of Jesus, lets shoot him. Haha look Alex is walking in the wind! Should we go back in time and stop Alex's birth? YEH SURE!

Alex by IH8ALEX123 January 14, 2014