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Pie Town

A very tiny western New Mexico town in Catron County where not much happens except the annual Pie Festival and the occasional dance. There are two pie shops, both of which serve fabulous food but are very unreliable about being open and also about their pies. There is also a post office, a lawyer's office, a fire station, some houses, and a park with a pavilion perfect for skateboarding and dances. No traffic to worry about, but just in case there's a sign when you enter saying "Caution, Congested Area." People are friendly, there are lots of ranchers and hippies, and everything is laidback and casual. Not much to do except go to the pie shops and yak over coffee, or go to the BookMobile every month, or make up interesting rumors about people you only know vaguely. The town attracts a lot of tourists - hikers, bikers, horseback riders - and a lot of them have interesting tales to tell.

Right on the Continental Divide...it's all downhill from here!
Wanna go get the mail in Pie Town?
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town lap

When you drive around town in your car simply because you can't think of anything else to do.

Usually performed by teenagers in small towns because of the lack of things to do and the fact it takes only a few minutes to drive around the entire town. The passenger(s) usually attempt to find something to do or someone else for them to hang out with while the driver drives.
"What do you guys want to do?"
"I don't know."
"Let's just do some town laps."
-proceeds to drive around town-
"Did anyone text you back?"
"Nope."
-drives around again-
by Silver G. December 15, 2010
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BAR town

An term used to describe the town you were born and raised in.
Bar is an acronym for born and raised.
I just got back to the bar town for my summer break!
I cant wait to see all of my bar town bros!
by bartownboy March 25, 2009
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Duff Town

The place where schoolkids vape, aka the school bathroom.
Dang I'mma ask the people in Duff Town boi.
by joannnn February 25, 2020
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Rearview town

A place or town that looks better in your rearview mirror as you drive away
"I'm glad to leave that rearview town"
by Indust20 July 25, 2018
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H-Town

A slang-term for the german city of Hannover. Possibly derived from the slang-term for the US-city of Houston, Tx.
"The King of H-Town used to rule over all of Great Brittain."
"Der König von H-Town hat über ganz Grossbrittanien geherrscht." (german)
by Betelgeuser January 30, 2019
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Hoopie Town

Sebring OH... where you're a hoopie lifer, an import hoopie, or a boomerang hoopie.
Hoopie Town has three major Hoopiefests: the Firemen's Festival, 4th of July in the park, and the Harvest Festival.
by Pappy425 July 9, 2014
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