Ryan

Ryan is THE biggest homie hopper and is desperate for attention. hide your friends and your friend's friends while your at it. make sure his friends aren't hot before you ruin your chance with the whole group. only personality trait is blocking anyone and everyone. his desperation should not be the least of worries in this situation though, he is only 5'8 but he makes sure to round up. if you catch him in a real honest moment, he will tell you 5'8 3/4. not only has he failed to cut his hair, he also fails to change out of the same flannel and vans.

"is Ryan hot?"
"no but his friends are"

by penisdaddylover69 July 17, 2021

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A simp

Damn Ryan is a simp bro

I know bro

by Suckmawiggelydeeeeeek June 20, 2020

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I cannot even stand how much of a Ryan he is being right now...

by LardsUlcerich April 03, 2018

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A$$hole. DOES NOT have an 11 incher.. Snores, sweaty, video-game addict, ehh decent sometimes.

Amanda: Ryan pick up your sweaty square socks off the floor
Ryan: I WILL IN A MINUTE
Amanda: NOW, stop being such a RYAN
Ryan: *Throws video game controller and picks up socks and Gretchen*

by streetstreet2012 February 11, 2018

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