The process of reaching down into your pants at socially vulnerable times to properly arrange the penis and / or scrotum, for males, or the labia, for women, to accommodate your current physical positioning.
He: "Sorry dudes, ya might wanna look away - I gotta junk dive and set my sac back in place."
She: "Sorry girls, look away, the lips are loose - I gotta go junk diving."
She: "Sorry girls, look away, the lips are loose - I gotta go junk diving."
by Retorter January 26, 2012
Alternate phrase for male stripping. Essentially describes the nude dancing and hip thrusts guys sometimes do for pathetic amounts of money. Often used to confront or belittle guys, jokingly or otherwise, about being strippers.
"You can't accuse me of having a bad job while you just shake your junk for 5 dollars an hour."
Colin: "Does Jake have a job?"
Ben: "Yeah. He's a stripper."
Jake: "What? No I'm not!"
Ben: "Dont lie, Jake. We all know you shake your junk in that place on Preston road."
Colin: "Does Jake have a job?"
Ben: "Yeah. He's a stripper."
Jake: "What? No I'm not!"
Ben: "Dont lie, Jake. We all know you shake your junk in that place on Preston road."
by Elsis May 16, 2016
Example one:
Mike: Why are you talking to that guy?
John: Oh I'm junk bonding so that I can get us those football tickets.
Example two:
Howard: I have never understood why you talk to that woman.
Pete: I'm junk bonding with her cause I'm in a dark place and I need to see this through.
Mike: Why are you talking to that guy?
John: Oh I'm junk bonding so that I can get us those football tickets.
Example two:
Howard: I have never understood why you talk to that woman.
Pete: I'm junk bonding with her cause I'm in a dark place and I need to see this through.
by Wholeeyo October 26, 2022
when someone sends you a text with a picture of their junk. Normally this text is not something you wanted or expected.
by Flav101 December 18, 2013
A person who rides around in an old beat up pick up truck looking through peoples trash for metal scrap to take to the junkyard to exchange for cash.
Junk Fuck: "You got major electrical problems, dude"
Ken: "Who was that guy?":
Brian: "Oh, some Junk Fuck"
Ken: "Who was that guy?":
Brian: "Oh, some Junk Fuck"
by Superood February 18, 2023
Junk (bet) – Referred to as Dots, the bet involves earning a point, or Dot, for predetermined achievements during a round of golf. Dots are assigned a monetary value, say $1. Dots include, but are not limited to: Birdie, Chippie, Greenie, Mongolian Reversal (bet), Sandie, Barkie, Rockie, and the elusive Skullie (bet), almost earned by one of the clowns at the road on 4.
by Just another clown June 21, 2020
by Junk Funk May 17, 2021