When you're walking down the street downtown and there are a bunch of police cars with their lights on at a crime scene. You run up with a bunch of friends by the cop cars and dance by the flashing lights.
Person #1: "Hey do see those cop cars, something bad must have gone down."
Person #2: "Dude! Let's go Ghetto Rave by the cars!"
Person #1: "Yeah ok...and I've got some crystal meth we can do!"
Person #2: "Dude are you stupid!? They're cop cars!!!"
Person #1: "Oh yeah...haha."
Person #2: "Dude! Let's go Ghetto Rave by the cars!"
Person #1: "Yeah ok...and I've got some crystal meth we can do!"
Person #2: "Dude are you stupid!? They're cop cars!!!"
Person #1: "Oh yeah...haha."
by C_Rich September 12, 2009
Get the Ghetto Ravemug. A ghetto repair is sometihng repaired using simple tools and or stuff just laying around, its a quick easy fix that doesnt last long and sure isnt pretty.
by Sneakeh August 27, 2005
Get the ghetto repairmug. While walking around downtown Seattle, some friend and I saw a few window displays that could only be described as ghetto but pricey! Thus, I coined the term "ghetto-posh." Not quite classy, but not cheap or skanky either...
Ghetto-Posh: an item, event, person, or anything that is very pricey to purchase or put on, but is styled to be dirty, worn, trashy, or cheap.
Ghetto-Posh: an item, event, person, or anything that is very pricey to purchase or put on, but is styled to be dirty, worn, trashy, or cheap.
My cousin threw a ghetto-posh pimp and hoe party at her 200-acre ranch.
That ripped, faded denim purse from Neiman's is ghetto-posh!!!
That ripped, faded denim purse from Neiman's is ghetto-posh!!!
by Seattle Joshica May 2, 2010
Get the Ghetto-Poshmug. A system to determine one's true ghettoness, by a measure of possesions, income, crime committed and location. Add the numbers up to determine your total ghetto score.
Being a Minority: +80
Clothing Regularly Worn:
Do-Rag:+30
Hat:+5
Jacket Under $60:+30
Jacket Over $60:-10
Shoes Under $40:+20
Shoes Over $40:-10
Shirt/Pants Accedently Ripped/Stained:+10
Shirt/Pants Purposly Ripped/Stained:-30
Income:
100,000+:-50
50,000-99,000:+4
$25,000 and below:+50
No Money:+100
Locations (all That Apply:
Own Property:-20
Own Property (Condemed):+50
Apartment(Well Kept):-5
Apartmen(Average):+0
Apartment(Deplorable:+10
Live in New Jersey:+50
A Cardboard Box:+100
A Bar:+40
Automobiles: Cars and car systems:
Value:
100,000+:-50
50,000-99,000:+4
$25,000 and below:+50
Hydrolics:+60
Spinners:+50
Neon:+10
Decals:+10
Custom Paint Job:+40
Chrome:+20
XM Radio:-5
Weapons:
Pistol:+30
High Caliber Pistol:+50
Palm Sized Pistol:+60
SMG:+40
Uzi:+70
Ak-47:+80
Kinfe:+10
Knife longer than 6 inches:+30
Machete:+50
Baseball Bat:+40
Crimes Committed (DO NOT COMMITTE CRIME TO INCREASE YOUR GHETTO SCORE!)
Violent Misdemeanor:+10
Misedmeanor:+5
Violent Felony:+20
Felony:+15
Race:
Being White:-400
Clothing Regularly Worn:
Do-Rag:+30
Hat:+5
Jacket Under $60:+30
Jacket Over $60:-10
Shoes Under $40:+20
Shoes Over $40:-10
Shirt/Pants Accedently Ripped/Stained:+10
Shirt/Pants Purposly Ripped/Stained:-30
Income:
100,000+:-50
50,000-99,000:+4
$25,000 and below:+50
No Money:+100
Locations (all That Apply:
Own Property:-20
Own Property (Condemed):+50
Apartment(Well Kept):-5
Apartmen(Average):+0
Apartment(Deplorable:+10
Live in New Jersey:+50
A Cardboard Box:+100
A Bar:+40
Automobiles: Cars and car systems:
Value:
100,000+:-50
50,000-99,000:+4
$25,000 and below:+50
Hydrolics:+60
Spinners:+50
Neon:+10
Decals:+10
Custom Paint Job:+40
Chrome:+20
XM Radio:-5
Weapons:
Pistol:+30
High Caliber Pistol:+50
Palm Sized Pistol:+60
SMG:+40
Uzi:+70
Ak-47:+80
Kinfe:+10
Knife longer than 6 inches:+30
Machete:+50
Baseball Bat:+40
Crimes Committed (DO NOT COMMITTE CRIME TO INCREASE YOUR GHETTO SCORE!)
Violent Misdemeanor:+10
Misedmeanor:+5
Violent Felony:+20
Felony:+15
Race:
Being White:-400
by King G July 12, 2005
Get the The Ghetto Systemmug. Food from an urban Chinese takeout.
Characterized by fast, cheap, and sometimes good Chinese food. In dangerous parts, there may be inch thick plexiglass barricades separating kitchen and diner, with a turnstyle for exchanging food and money.
Properly pronounced: get'O Chi-nee; e.g., Chi-nee foo.
Characterized by fast, cheap, and sometimes good Chinese food. In dangerous parts, there may be inch thick plexiglass barricades separating kitchen and diner, with a turnstyle for exchanging food and money.
Properly pronounced: get'O Chi-nee; e.g., Chi-nee foo.
by specialmonkey August 19, 2006
Get the ghetto Chinesemug. The road dirt and cigarette smoke that forms on the inside of car windows, mostly noticed at night or when someone touches the window.
“Hey man, stop touching the windows, your smearing my ghetto-tint.”
“Hey man, the on-coming cars headlights really show how dark your ghetto-tint is.”
“Hey man, the on-coming cars headlights really show how dark your ghetto-tint is.”
by Tom Stillin March 8, 2011
Get the ghetto-tintmug. capitalizing on poverty to sell music and clothes while ignoring the class antagonism that incites consumers' emotions to buy those commodities
You: yea son this young jeezy music is my shit, i be hustlin in the trap all day w my chains and ice, fuck the po and rich whities
Me: you's fetishizing the ghetto as fashionable when it is a really sad effect of racism and classism that we should struggle against rather than perpetuate through buying commodities white people get paid off of; fuckz dat ghetto chic
Me: you's fetishizing the ghetto as fashionable when it is a really sad effect of racism and classism that we should struggle against rather than perpetuate through buying commodities white people get paid off of; fuckz dat ghetto chic
by joan copjec November 22, 2011
Get the ghetto chicmug.