by Trollerballer December 4, 2016
Get the 'Mate'mug. the person (likely your very distracting bff) who you choose sit next to in class. This person will constantly harass you and the 2 of you will often get in trouble. do NOT be surprised if the teacher says things like "get your feet off the table and take off your eye masks, this isn't your living room and its not nap time" but ur too buzzed to even care.
girl: sauce me a waffle I'm hungry
bff: omg its blueberry eggo
girl: yayyyyy wanna take a nap
teacher: *sends email to parents saying*: In a nutshell, I feel that your daughter's performance in class is due almost entirely to not paying attention. Sometimes this is due to talking with her seat mate and sometimes this is due to sneak peeking at her phone.
bff: omg its blueberry eggo
girl: yayyyyy wanna take a nap
teacher: *sends email to parents saying*: In a nutshell, I feel that your daughter's performance in class is due almost entirely to not paying attention. Sometimes this is due to talking with her seat mate and sometimes this is due to sneak peeking at her phone.
by unicornsarereal May 6, 2018
Get the seat matemug. Soap mates are basically when two people stick together for a long time through all rough and hard times. Just like soap sticks to your hands and washes away the bacteria. A soap mate washes away your sins and makes you happy!!
"Oh they're so close, I bet they're soap mates!"
"My bestfriend is my soap mate, she never forgets to wash my sins away!"
"My bestfriend is my soap mate, she never forgets to wash my sins away!"
by Zarwah/Fainab November 23, 2018
Get the Soap matesmug. by Gregor145 March 27, 2022
Get the Righto Matemug. "Damn bro, I dropped my bottle of Suboxone! It sounded just like the Carter County mating call!"
"I refilled my Xanax today and the bag caught a lil wind and I had a bitch in my back seat talking bout child support or something, that bitch musta heard the wind blow my bottle of zannies! That fucking Carter county mating call!
"I refilled my Xanax today and the bag caught a lil wind and I had a bitch in my back seat talking bout child support or something, that bitch musta heard the wind blow my bottle of zannies! That fucking Carter county mating call!
by TychelleMoffitt1999 May 10, 2023
Get the Carter county mating callmug. An oddly shaped European man, with an affinity for Asian culture specially women and exotic Latin American food
“Entonces The Mate is in town; let’s find a Chinese happy ending massage after we get some tacos and mezcal”
by Molecule Man April 2, 2019
Get the The Matemug. by The Italian-Romanian guy. August 1, 2023
Get the you foking pussy matemug.