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Mark Zuckerberg

Verb. To force a taco into an orifice of a little person against their will.
I'm gonna mark zuckerberg the shit out of that dwarf!
by Emilio Estavez12 May 8, 2014
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Mark Zuckerberg syndrome

When a guy who's professionally and financially successful dates or marries an ugly girl.
He makes six figures at a technology company but have you seen his girlfriend? She's fugly. He has a case of Mark Zuckerberg syndrome!
by Trp29 October 31, 2016
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Mark Zuckerbergs occur when the drains get clogged with pubes and leg hairs in a motel bathroom and the plumber that cleans it out eats the pubes and leg hairs.
Bro 69: Bro is saw my plumber doing a Mark Zuckerberg! What a gross person!
Bro 70: ewwwwwwww
by Joey the gym god February 25, 2020
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hey Dom you hear that mark zuckerberg is a literal fucking lizard
by raccoomer December 8, 2020
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Mark Zuckerberg

Prototype B-2.5.1, bionic lizard with anti-consumer capabilities. Still in early development, some issues include constant dehydration, poor socialization, and scales faintly appearing once in a while.
Judge: "Are you human?"
Mark Zuckerberg: "That's a great question. I'll make sure our team will get right back to you on that."
by consoomer420 November 5, 2021
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Mark Zuckerberg Syndrome

When you force your political beliefs onto your website, and use your power as the founder to unfairly persecute those who disagree with you.
Mark Zuckerberg Syndrome be like:

"Howdy y'all, I'm Mark Zuckerberg."

"As you may know, I am a flaming liberal. If you're not, and I find out, YOU'RE GETTING KICKED OFF MY WEBSITE, YOU SON OF A BITCH!"

"....So anyway, I heard you were interested in toilets..."
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 2, 2020
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by Bartz111 April 13, 2018
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