A crazy kid who, for some odd reason, is basically already 14. She’s the perfect balance of insane and entertaining. But mostly entertaining. You'll never be bored around her, but you might also question her. Because yems. Good kid, but also terrible kid. But you couldn't change her bc that'd be wacc :>
Mom: Where's Zhanette, Cameron?
Brother: Probably getting high in an alley with some girl named Nugget or something idk
Mom: Not again...
Brother: Probably getting high in an alley with some girl named Nugget or something idk
Mom: Not again...
by TOTALLY NOT PEWDIEPIE December 29, 2020
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by GAMINGGOLEM January 13, 2022
Get the Zanedin mug.Zhanee's are usually short girls with big boobs and a big butt. They have a great sense of humor and you can always count on them to make you laugh. They may seem cute but if you make them upset you will get hurt. They're loyal and dependable and gives great advise. Zhanee's will always have your back. If you have a Zhanee in your life you are very lucky.
My best friends a Zhanee.
by Nicki Q August 17, 2011
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Get the Zaneb mug.1. To be told an abnoxious, completely ridiculous, absolutely undeniably imposible lie, fabrication, or falsehood to.
ie.The "ill get you back tomorrow" is probably the most common of all Zaneing... This lie usally involves money for beer, cigs or other like substances. If you dont receive payment (work/cleaning) before you lend the money your odds of not obtaining reinbursment increases 6978%.
2. To be told of something that does not exist.
ie. "this workout machine works out your adominous." in the hopes that someone will say "oh really?" and just roll with it.
3. To be told the truth when it is completely inapropriate.
ie. Cop says "hello is Jane and/or John here?"
the Zaner replies " Yeah they don't want to talk to you though because they have warrents."
Cop says "yeah im going to have to go ahead and come inside."
4. to be told of a completely invented thing, then to have that thing be explained to you in great detail that makes no sense.
ie. "the t-virus" The T-Virus is like...Skynet + T-Virus (from Resident Evil) + Crack + Speed + 2.2 pounds of Meth - Intelligence + Dumb Luck - Self-Awareness x 10 Distructiveness + Annoying (sq) = Deadly efficient Computer/Pathogen
ie.The "ill get you back tomorrow" is probably the most common of all Zaneing... This lie usally involves money for beer, cigs or other like substances. If you dont receive payment (work/cleaning) before you lend the money your odds of not obtaining reinbursment increases 6978%.
2. To be told of something that does not exist.
ie. "this workout machine works out your adominous." in the hopes that someone will say "oh really?" and just roll with it.
3. To be told the truth when it is completely inapropriate.
ie. Cop says "hello is Jane and/or John here?"
the Zaner replies " Yeah they don't want to talk to you though because they have warrents."
Cop says "yeah im going to have to go ahead and come inside."
4. to be told of a completely invented thing, then to have that thing be explained to you in great detail that makes no sense.
ie. "the t-virus" The T-Virus is like...Skynet + T-Virus (from Resident Evil) + Crack + Speed + 2.2 pounds of Meth - Intelligence + Dumb Luck - Self-Awareness x 10 Distructiveness + Annoying (sq) = Deadly efficient Computer/Pathogen
by Catherine Janeway October 1, 2007
Get the Zaned mug.A gorgeouse girl with a huge ass and a bangable body. They are very country at heart. Along with an unique name, Zsanettes are different from anyone else you will ever meet. They are loyal friends but very loud and outspoken.
by Wiinteeerr May 3, 2013
Get the Zsanette mug.The geographical area encompassing Muskingum College, New Concord, Cambridge, and Zanesville, Ohio.
Muskingum College in Ohio is located in the small town of New Concord. Since there is nothing much in this small town, the residents and students often go to the nearby town of Cambridge. Sadly, this town is of little consequence to the rest of the state. The nearby town with name recognition is Zanesville. Therefore, to nebulously describe this geographic area there needs to be a word of its own. New Zanesbridge.
Muskingum College in Ohio is located in the small town of New Concord. Since there is nothing much in this small town, the residents and students often go to the nearby town of Cambridge. Sadly, this town is of little consequence to the rest of the state. The nearby town with name recognition is Zanesville. Therefore, to nebulously describe this geographic area there needs to be a word of its own. New Zanesbridge.
Muskingum Student A: I would really love to go shopping....
Muskingum Student B: At the mall? Or in downtown Cambridge?
MSA: We might have to drive to the other end of New Zanesbridge to find what I am looking for.
MSB: ...
Muskingum Student B: At the mall? Or in downtown Cambridge?
MSA: We might have to drive to the other end of New Zanesbridge to find what I am looking for.
MSB: ...
by John Lifeguard March 6, 2009
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