Zorione

This curvaceous woman will stop for no one. She will beat anyone down senselessly with the law, she is too proper and awe-inspiring to stoop to a lower level. She smokes way too many cigarettes but she looks insanely cool when she does. The reason she is so damn amazing is because when she was conceived it was on Mount Mordor and there were unicorns keeping watch because it was just too intense for words. After her conception a choir of angels came down and told her parents that their purpose in life was to raise and nurture the most bad ass person in the world.
Zorione can be found walking around a university campus with an incredibly bad ass cigarette hanging out of her delectable mouth and listening to some fucking amazing background music blasting out of her headphones. So many guys try to stop her to try to marry her because they know she's one in the universe. Zorione never stops listening to her bad ass music and blowing smoke in their faces.

Zorione is a rare and majestic creature that doesn't put up with any bullshit and is not afraid to leave the pack and be on her own.

All in all, a Zorione is a bad ass motherfucker.

*Zorione walking around campus*
Boy 1-Zorione, please! Marry me! I must have you.
Boy 2-No no! Marry me! I'm better!
Boy 3-Marry me! I'm a bad ass and will let you blow smoke in my face!
Zorione-One does not simply ask if you can marry me.

by BigBootyBitches4Evr November 16, 2011

Zorian

Zorian is classified as commanaz

A commonaz is classified as a person known by a large sum of people
Exams of commanaz are (nicholas, message, luke, zorian Dev and Cadwell Bennet )

Zorian attends the St. George's College with the know celebrities like (tz, javyn and Chad)

Zorian also has a another name which is ole fuckist means he fucks many girls

Zorian was a relationship for 2 weeks with a girl named Savoya aka savvy
And ever since they broke up let's just say savvy don't go to like that anymore
Zorian is also friends with the gay stephon

Zorian is a commanaz

by Commanaz exposer April 9, 2023

Zorione

A name from the northern part of Spain. The Basque Country to be exact. Translation to English is actually "Sanitary Napkin." Is easily amused and extremely good looking. Smart but lacks common sense.

-Did you hear about Zorione?

-Yeah, she just lacks common sense.

-But she's a hella fine.

by Lily Eater February 26, 2010

zorig

Zorig is an absolute cute ass motherfucker, He is also a cut ass motherfucker. Zorig is both nice and an absolute bad ass. You get to decide which side you like best

Zorig is such a “bad boy” tho deep down he’s a teddy bear

by PorgyLePorg December 11, 2020

Zorflax

The name of the coolest guy in town.

Did you hear that Zorflax beat a jackalope in a five mile foot race?

by Joe Thornton January 8, 2005

Zoriah

Sexy young black male , very quiet , dick size between 8-14 inches and very athletic . Usually looked at as the chill dude

Man , I sure do wish i was Zoriah

by VT521 June 18, 2018

Zorian

Zorian is most likely an introverted boy at a young age and will grow up to succeed in life. He is really clingy for someone who he sees as a trustable friend, overall he is a great person to be around but he doesnt show how he truly feels.

You: I heard the new boy's name was zorian.

Friend: Yeah he told me he really likes video games but he hasnt spoken to anybody else.

by i fell like h June 19, 2021