zipping the mattress

1) To save ones possessions or money in times of financial instability.

2) To refrain from talking about sexual activity.

1) Yeah, John doesn't want to go out tonight. He's zipping the mattress since he has lost his job.

2) Hey Bob, how about you start zipping the mattress at work. We don't want to hear about your sex life.

by jwancastro February 19, 2009

zlopping

When you have are having sex with a female while upside down and your jizz squirts on your own face unintentionally

When Kenzie and Tyler had sex upsidedown, Tyler began zlopping all over his face.

by Big Rod99 November 15, 2009

Zorpian

Member of Zorpia. One shares interests and ideas with others through photos, journals, forums, groups or messaging. Usually young people from all over the world.

Example1
I am a Zorpian at Zorpia. I have 200,000 Zorpian friends on my friend list.

Example2
I chat with a lot of Zorpians in the Zorpia forums. We talk about any topics from A to Z.

by StrawberryJam February 8, 2006

drone zapping

a problem you have when you have crossed the line and have become visible and a irritant for the government perhaps they want to get rid of you. The electrical shock or lazer burn administered by drone if amped up will make you bleed and your brain clog up like there are dead areas. You will want to die.

Drone zapping happens when the chem trails are going on then drones can watch you and if they like the aluminum in the residue of chem trails make it damn easy to zap you, a conductive for electronic surveillance They have followed me up and down the west cast , I can not get away from them. I am being zapped because I would not let someone take my land. We are all in trouble.

by betty dead March 31, 2010

zophia

A person who may come of as scary, but is very nice when you get to know her. She has the ability to make others laugh with her sense of humor. Zophia is smart and can help in almost any situation. She is always determined to get the job done and has a great work ethic. Zophia is a girl that can easily make friends.

Person 1. "Zophia is so scary!!"
Person 2. "Calm down, she is nice once you get to know her."

by AlexandraXX May 2, 2018

zapping

To zap someone means to write the word 'ZAP' on their hand. If you succeed in doing this without them stopping you, you therefore get to choose a phrase they have to say whenever they here their name.

Suzy: "Hey Laura!"
Laura: "I sleep with my cousin Bob."
Suzy: "What the..?"
Laura: "Sorry. I was zapped"

by Jillian March 31, 2004

Zooping

The art of doing an infinitesimally small amount of work. Then rewarding yourself for achieving a Herculean task. ( typically manifests as a break )

Quit zooping and get back to work!

by ashmokhberi March 15, 2012