zooted

What Tuquan Watt is all the time. So f'd up all the time that the only words he can say are "mad zooted".

Also, heard on the 3rd floor of Bowditch Hall at Salem State College...way too much!

"I'm mad zooted, nigga! Zooted!"

by Bowditch 3rd Floor January 22, 2008

ZOOTED

Higher than high.

I'm on another level, I'M ZOOTED!

by mike jones chuch December 4, 2016

zooted

it’s just basically another word of saying that you are high out your mind. preferably on weed. weed is nice, coke is nice. let’s get zooted.

Lakshentamina: Do you remember that party where you passed out?
Bitch Lasagna: nah bruh that molly got me zooted.

by lakshetimiana January 26, 2019

Zooted

To be fucked up, or to fuck up.

“Dude your so crossed are you ok?”
“Man I’m so Zooted right now, I don’t even know.”

by clinicaly gay January 29, 2019

Zooted

Way beyond being Under the influence of marijuana

“Bro im so zooted rn”

by Kimbo727 October 16, 2019

Zooted

High on most likely weed
a funnier way to say high

Harry Styles was zooted you could tell because his pupils were large

by Directionergoncrazy September 3, 2020

Zooted

When Sandy gets really high and starts to get cringe

Yo bro I’m so zooted

by Blrmrsl December 26, 2021