zonkey

nickname for David, also known as debra

"shut up toy stupid-ass Zonkey"

by Megan February 6, 2005

zonked

Like zoomed but in a more aggressive manner.

He just zonked past me!!

by Gromlin June 24, 2005

zonked

In the midwest, used as another word for cool, or fly.

Later bro, stay zonked.

by Derek R. B. December 15, 2007

Zonked

You are just so deep asleep you just can't get the fuck up. It's like you a gahdamn koala in this bitch ain't nobody wakin' you up.

I needed to wake up for 8 AM Spanish but I was so zonked nothing woke me up

by SMDSGILGDYDBYDB October 19, 2017

Zonked

Zoonked - to be high out of ya brains

Jimmy : how was the weed in Cali ?

Terio: bruh shit had me zonked , I

by Icy.shev May 27, 2018

Zonked

Hitting something or getting hit with an enormous amount of force.

I sure got zonked by Tim back there.
I zonked Jeff pretty hard in chemistry.

by Biggest chungus January 19, 2019

Zonkers

Big fat anime titties

God damn those zonkers

by Wolf1309 November 16, 2019